No he’s right
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i like the idea of having a step-by-step schedule (like breakfast at x time, study at x time, etc.) but who’s gonna regulate that shit? me? that bitch is a toddler
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Ive cried of laughter 3 times because of this set of tweets its so fucking funny help
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If you’re one of those public speakers that say “Goodmorning….Oh come on we can do better than that, GOODMORNING” I automatically do not like you from that moment on.
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honestly….gays shouldnt have to work
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me, age 12, watching elizabeth swann becoming pirate king:
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if a hot evil villain tried to seduce me to the dark side i would simply say fuck yes
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No one ever tell me anything bad about the person who runs this account.
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gay_irl
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Good Omens is like here’s two bastards with no gender or skills
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My pronouns are That Bastard and my gender is [REDACTED]
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