oh yeah this would do numbers* on tumblr
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cozy cuddlepile
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i already have a job and it's called keeping myself alive. why do i have to be employed on top of that
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“How’s your WIP going?”
"Have you made any progress?”
“How close are you to being done?”
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“the other day” could mean anything with me. literally yesterday. or a week ago. Seven years past.
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it's actually really embarrassing how you're trying to flee my haunted castle right now
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wish i could call in bitchy to work
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talking to people while holding a beverage is awesome because you don't have to know what to do with your hands and when you don't know what to do with your face you can just take a sip
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Seeing a black cat is always good luck, because seeing a cat is always good, and lucky.
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I would literally be unstoppable if I didn’t have that persistent pit in my stomach that everyone in a room is just a little bit annoyed by my presence
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i was made to be the sweetest girl ever. it’s on you if i turn evil
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