i just wanna drown in syrup n dance on waffles. Maybe take a nap or two. 23 yrs old :)
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as a kid i thought i would graduate from kid problems like cleaning my room to adult problems like jobs and taxes. but instead i have a job and taxes and still have to clean my room. cleaning my room is a lifetime problem. i will never stop having to put my markers away before bedtime. this is a rude way for aging to work.
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love this pic of this lil guy. he looks like he hasn't had a good night's sleep his whole life. all 12 days
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was anyone going to tell me that the pope's dressmaker posts dick and cock on instagram or was i supposed to find out for myself
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people vaguely saying 'the horrors' as shorthand for 'life problems, don't worry about it' in conversations where the problems are not going to be delved into has got to be one of my favorite new Ways Of Speaking that has emerged. like it's polite and vague and succinct enough for impersonal conversation but also extremely honest. it's very funny. The Horrors. we all know of them.
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I hate when people say ohhhh your pets only love you because you feed them. as if that wasn't the first form of love any of us felt. get real.
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“You will never be who you want to be, until you are happy with who you are.”
— Thomas F. Shubnell
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If someone corrects their intentions regarding what they are seeking, Allah will bring them closer to what they desire
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