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chaosbeanberry · 4 hours ago
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[Art 2024] Favorite city, favorite region, favorite Pokemon character (sorry glazing is a bit awful on this one)
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chaosbeanberry · 4 hours ago
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Pokémon HeartGold and SoulSilver if it was released in 2021
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chaosbeanberry · 4 hours ago
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a small collection of the shitposts ive made with the johto quartet (with guest appearances from N, giovanni, nate and lance)
these are fun
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chaosbeanberry · 18 hours ago
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Nerd swap!
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chaosbeanberry · 3 days ago
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Dolts In Love
Penny: I will wait in the car while you commit acts of terrorism.
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Yang: I'm the Yang. I'm just Yangin'. Walkin' down the street, swingin' my arms side-to-side like they're big, heavy rucksacks... Now that's what I like to call Yangin'.
Yang: Hop in the Yang Wangin'.
Yang: Uh oh... You've made me angry. Now you've woken the DRANGIN'.
Ruby: ...
Ruby: You do realize you have OTHER huntresses you can use, right?
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Penny: Okay. This guy's a criminal. Okay, that's fine. There's no reason not to beat up a criminal. We could try calling a huntsman, but there's no huntsmen in this town. BECAUSE WHY WOULD THERE BE?!
Penny: (Shakily holding mug of coffee, Terrified)
Ruby: Penny is my best friend. I don't go anywhere without her.
Penny: Idea! Maybe we shouldn't kill people at all?
Ruby: You're right. TORTURE IS A BETTER WAY TO GET MORE INFORMATION.
Penny: S-Stop! That's not what I said!
Ruby: Thanks for the idea, Penny. You're always full of them. I'll be sure to credit you on terrorism.com.
Ruby: (Always has Crescent Rose at back, Bites people) Penny, we've found another reliable member of Terrorism Company!
Penny: Are... Are we married to that name? Because I recall when we set out, and picked out an LLC and got a lawyer, I really thought we were going to open up a B&B chain. Something relaxing, you know?
Ruby: Yes. B&B. Bullets and bombs; my favorite things~! (Blushing) You always know what I like!
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Little: ...I dunno why everyone got so excited all of a sudden, but alright. Let's rumble!
Little: Wait, are you guys the terrorists?! I follow you guys on Schneeter~!
Penny: We are not the terrorists-
Ruby: WE ARE THE TERRORISTS!
Little: YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES~! Can I glomp you~?!
Ruby: (Bites them)
Penny: RUBY, DON'T KILL THEM!
Ruby: I'm just testing their resiliency... You pass...
Little: (Gasps) You just bit me~! I am never washing this fur again~!
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Ruby: Funeral is one of my favorite words, because it has both FUN and FERAL in it kinda!
Little: Oh my gosh~! That is, like, so smart~!
Penny: I wish to protect you, but... Keep you hands off my girlfriend!
Little: Oh, I don't have hands. They're just tiny claws. Not even good for holding things. I AM STARVING.
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Penny: Hello, Ren, I... I haven't made your acquaintance yet. What are you interested in?
Ren: I'm girl crazy~.
Penny: Oh...
Penny: (Blushing) Me too~.
Ren: I just can't get enough of those terrorist girls. Number one woman on the Atlas Most Wanted list? I'll say~.
Penny: ...Is this a terrorism harem anime?
Ruby: I think you mean "Harrorism" anime.
Penny: Ruby and I go out on dance nights sometimes.
Yang: Whoa, you guys go on dance nights? Choo choo~! Here comes the third wheel~!
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Ruby: We have so many years together, Penny. No regrets, you and me! We'll blow up whatever we want~!
Penny: I would like to blow up the housing market with a low-priced air B&B.
Ruby: Blow up a house. Got it.
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Maria: (In danger)
Penny: It's nice to be fighting to save an old woman. On the side of justice!
Ruby: Hm? You say something? Sorry, I was loading my gun.
Penny: No, no, it's fine. We can shoot this one.
Ruby: (Points at Maria) The old lady? Done and done~!
Penny: NO-
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Yang: My name is Yin...
Yang: Oh, wait, I'm a girl...
Yang: My name is Yan. I went backpacking in Eastern Mistral and, man, it changed my whole outlook. So I changed my name to Yan. In Mistral, it means "Yang".
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Little: Oh no, Penny. You should probably sit this one out. You're looking kind of tired. But who else could possibly back me up, I wonder~?
Penny: (Rips opponent's ribcage out easily, Not even responding)
Little: Ruby, did you see that?!
Ruby: ...Oh! Sorry. I was, uh... I was busy writing a, uh, card I was putting on this bouquet that I'm gonna give to my girlfriend, because I love her so much.
Little: ...Cool.
Little: Why don't you hand that over to me and I'll hand it to her for you.
Ruby: ...I don't really see reason why since we're equidistant from each other... (Hands) BUT I TRUST YOU.
Ruby: (Turns away) Your first mission...
Little: (Eating the flowers and card)
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Ruby: If Penny asked me to, I would burn down the whole world and then myself!
Penny: I wouldn't do that. Thank you, but I would never.
Ruby: You guys are so lucky that Penny is a merciful queen!
Penny: Wh-What...?
Ruby: (Kisses Penny)
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Way back when
Penny: (Tiny, neurotic little toaster)
Ruby: (Glaring into your soul) I'M READY TO KILL EVERYTHING.
Ruby: Tape the knife to my back!
Penny: We already tried this.
Ruby: Do it again!
Ruby: (Accidentally touches her hand)
Penny: (Blushing)
'Cause every time we touch, I get this feeling~.
Ruby: (Blushing)
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Penny: (Enjoys crime dramas)
Ruby: Oh, she's so gonna love this~!
Ruby: Penny, you're gonna love this TV show I found~!
Penny: Ruby, this is just the evening news...
Lisa Lavender: (On TV) Breaking news! A girl in a red hood has blown up Atlas Academy!.
Penny: WHAT DID YOU DO?!
Ruby: SURPRISE~!
Ruby: (Singing) Let me give you a criminal kiss~! MWAH~!.
Penny: I'm charmed, but also terrified!
Ruby: YAAAY~! I'm putting the harm in charm~!
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Little: They don't need to get married! Maybe they could be available for a little longer? You know. In case one of them DIES.
Penny: Are you THREATENING me?!
Little: No, I'm PROMISING you.
Penny: You are literally not even an inch tall. SQUISHING YOU WOULDN'T BE DIFFICULT. (Eyes glowing) BODY DISPOSAL IS A NON-ISSUE.
Little: You could WHAT?!
Ruby: A wedding would be pretty cute.
Penny: Why do you think I keep pitching this upstate air B&B?! We need a venue!
Ruby: Huh?
Penny: Why are you never listening? What are you so distracted by?
Penny: (Looks over shoulder)
Ruby: (Crayon drawing their wedding, "PINNY+RUBY 4EVER" at top)
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Ruby: No bodily relations before marriage! THAT IS THE RULE!
Ruby: Do you see these red borders on my outfit? Each of them is a chastity belt I've merged with my soul!
Ruby: (Sees Personal Digital Assistant, Triggered) THAT'S ILLEGAL!
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Yang: I'm the Yan, which mean Yang, which has four letters because I have four limbs~.
Ciel: Everyone has four limbs.
Yang: Wha...
Yang: Y'all ever smoked a ponytail?
Yang: Y'all ever done some coolant?
Penny: (Shaking)
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Ruby: Penny, I got us matching cups. Yours says, "#1 Terrorist".
Penny: Wh... What does yours say?
Ruby: ..."I love you". (Blushing)
Penny: (Blushing, Smiles)
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Ciel: (Has no personality) I just work here.
Ciel: I'm not friend with any of these people. They're just my coworkers.
Yang: You don't even like Penny?
Ciel: No. She's annoying.
Penny: ...
Ciel: She freaks out over everything. ...What? She's annoying.
Penny: (Runs away, Crying)
Ciel: See? This is what I mean. She's annoying. This is why I don't talk.
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Ruby: So, uh... We got some complaints. From HR. That, uh... You may have made... one of our employees cry.
Ciel: You can just say it's Penny. I know it's Penny.
Ruby: NOYOUDON'TIT'SANONYMOUS.
Ruby: We take these complaints very seriously at Terrorism Incorporated... T-Terrorism LLC, actually.
Ciel: My boss doesn't even know the legal name of her own company.
Ruby: Alright, mister... Mister? I don't know. Is Ciel a boy?
Ren: Uh... No.
Ciel: Wow. Wow.
Ruby: Okay, alright, you know what? We'll call it a even here and forget this meeting ever happened. Good-bye.
Ciel: ...Yeah.
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Ciel: (Did livestream with 1,000,000 viewers)
Little: You never mentioned this.
Ciel: Yeah. On purpose. I don't want you guys watching me. I complain about you on my stream a lot.
Penny: Do you tell people we're terrorists?!
Ciel: Is it supposed to be a secret? We're pretty brazen about it. Also, everyone in this kingdom is a criminal. This place is a cesspool.
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Yang: (Falls to the ground) Ugh... It's up to you... Pyrrha...
Ren: I can't believe we got THE Pyrrha Nikos in our terrorism squad. This is going to be great for our PR.
Ilia: (Wearing plastic diadem) Y-Yeah, guys! It's me! PYRRHA!
Ilia: (Never at any time said they were Pyrrha, Everyone assumes and is a comedy of errors, Forced to live the lie now)
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Ilia: (Standing in the middle of a hideout)
Ren: (Sharpening his knives)
Ruby: (Loading her gun)
Ilia: OH, I'M IN DANGER.
Ruby: Oh, don't worry, Pyrrha! We'll take care of you because you're a celebrity!
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Little: I'm so sorry, Pyrrha! I had no idea the Pyrrha Nikos was a Faunus!
Ilia: YEAH, ME NEITHER!
Little: Ciel, you're the celebrity-knower girl! Why didn't you tell us Pyrrha was a Faunus?!
Ciel: Because she's not?
Little: ...WHAT?!
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Ruby: I'm so glad Pyrrha isn't carrying this team because she's famous. She gives everyone a time in the spotlight~!
Penny: I... Her hair is brown! Right?!
Somewhat: It's a DARK red~!
Penny: I don't think that's Pyrr- Her tax returns say she's Ilia Amitola!
Ruby: DON'T DETONATE PEOPLE!
Penny: ...What?
Ren: Doxxing.
Yang: Doxxing.
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Somewhat: (Stabbed) RUBY, I LOVE- URGKH!
Ruby: I'll never know what he said...
Ruby: Because my ears don't have any holes in them. They don't work.
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Ruby: (Battered, Beaten, Bloodied) Penny... If- If we get through this, we can get through anything! (Holds out hand) Will you join me in the terrorist cel of life?
Penny: (Takes hand, Crying) I WILL~! OH, BROTHERS, I WILL~!
Ruby/Penny: (Epic finisher on final boss)
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Penny: So... About the location of the wedding...
Ruby: What about that diner?
Penny: We could rent out the whole diner! All four booths~!
Ruby: I- I think that's how many friends we have. (Holds up low-polygon hand) One.
Ruby: (Holds up other low-polygon hand) One.
Penny: And we have this famous celebrity here. Why not have Pyrrha Nikos officiate? That'd be a nice feather in our cap~!
Ilia: O-Oh, uh, m-me? Really? I- (Sighs) Listen, guys-
Penny: You probably get asked all the time, since you're such a huge celebrity, but could you please?
Ilia: (Sighs)
Penny: It would mean the world to Rubita and me~.
Ilia: ...Rubita?
Ruby: Rubita sounds like a GUN!
Penny: I thought it sounded like lolita~! (Giggles) My favorite dress style~!
Ruby: Yeah, that's the one with the tiaras, right?
Penny: (Wheezing) That's right!
Ruby: Oh, that's where I remember you from!
Yang: Yo... You wear lolita outfits?
Ilia: Y-Yeah! Sure! If that keeps me alive! Yeah~!
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There's a sequel coming. Is Jaune going to be their son? HE SUPER IS~!
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chaosbeanberry · 3 days ago
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chaosbeanberry · 4 days ago
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Original under the cut
Post I got the image from here
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chaosbeanberry · 4 days ago
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my favorite ace (and aro) trainer
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chaosbeanberry · 8 days ago
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Only one person died. Only one singular person. In a superhero movie! The type that love to throw around casualty counts like it’s all a big game, waving off 70 people being killed in a handful of days like it’s no big deal, yet only ONE PERSON died.
And he was mourned. Superman cried for him—this stranger who gave him free falafel and, while facing death, told him that he still believed in him. Metamorpho, this cold-seeming man who is being actively blackmailed to do this, breaking down and taking the risk to believe in Superman, too, because seeing someone murdered right in front of him is devastating enough to take the risk. The newspapers run a front page article talking about how they’re going to memorialize him.
The stakes didn’t have to involve real actual loss of life. The threat of it was enough to convey the severity of the situation. Because human life is that important. All life is that important, at least to Superman who goes out of his way to save dogs and squirrels.
(Hawkgirl does kill SHEIN Netanyahu but genocidal dictators don’t count as human beings lol.)
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chaosbeanberry · 8 days ago
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chaosbeanberry · 8 days ago
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beach day 🌊 ⛱️ 🌞
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chaosbeanberry · 8 days ago
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Ay. 😅😅😅‼️
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chaosbeanberry · 11 days ago
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would you like some more onion headlines on pokémon
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i even got that dancing guy in here
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Part 1, Part 2, Part 3, Part 4, Part 5, Part 7.
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chaosbeanberry · 11 days ago
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Imagine a Kingdom Hearts style Nintendo game where this is the rouges gallery that the anime JRPG protagonist has to face off against while the real threat looms in the shadows.
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(Inspired by @bromojumbo!)
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chaosbeanberry · 11 days ago
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Someone should draw Betty as a race car bed me thinks
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chaosbeanberry · 12 days ago
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Touch
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