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Mirko is terrifying. That is all!
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Ever wash your hands and decide to just shake them violently like a wet dog shaking off an unwanted bath just to see how fast you can air dry them like some sadistic jazz hand enthusiast?
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I've got friends I can be happy with, sad with, and even an awkward idiot with, but I have got no friends to be angry with.
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Jesus christ, I wish to just one day be this pinnacle of wit, horniness, and sacrilege.
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at Jimmy Buffet’s Margaritaville rn and i’m wondering why more musicians don’t have their own restaurants. i would eat at Trent Reznor’s Tavern of Terror
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do you ever laugh with your friends and think oh this is the point. this is the point of everything
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shoutout to slow growers, late bloomers, people whose plans got derailed by circumstances beyond their control or their own choices, people who never had a plan to begin with, people who have had to start over when theyre too old to feel like theyre supposed to be where they are, people who cant pretend theyre built for the environment theyre in, and everyone who's not living the life they thought they would. im proud of you for making it this far and i hope you keep going until youre happy ♡
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