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guess who remembered their password after 6 months, a depressive episode and 5 new medications???

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No

is this true??

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I see, the cow is bisexual

Cowmooflage

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Awww, who’s dog is that?

His friends dared him to do it.

Source

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The gay agenda

when june 1st hits

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We need to go back to using sailing ships full time like immediately. Yes it would take longer to get places but the Aesthetic is unmatched

Like there is nothing sexier hthan this

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i wish i was a raccoon sleepin on a log

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Put your height in the tags

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i see bisexuality in everything as god intended

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Tomorrow is today and yesterday in now. Where am I :c I feel so wild and I’m not even high, just sick pls help

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Ladies, gentlemen cosmic horrors beyond the need for gender and any other sapient being reading this,

I WON

Do something??? Well I suppose I could but that might take away from my 2:16 am google solitaire gaming session

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Wooden Sculpture by Yoshitoshi Kanemaki.

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Some times I want to speak in italics

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I look at myself, smiling fondly while shaking my head, “What I do for you!” I say, chuckling softly and breathlessly.

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Do something??? Well I suppose I could but that might take away from my 2:16 am google solitaire gaming session

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We made our bed, you brought another woman to sleep in there with you. So now, on the coldest nights, shiver alone in the bed we made with no one by your side.

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When others say that humans pack-bond with anything, they aren't joking.

Today, me and a small family of five [with one out and about] wandered into a fauna store that sold ferns and flowers. I was partaking in exploration with the young human, a female who just turned fourteen. We found ourselves wandering the isle where fake animals were seated, most included gargoyles (a common human myth) and rabbits. (a small herbivore with large ears) They seemed to have been made of a sort of stone, Maybe porcylen and were beautifully painted, so well painted it could be confused for a life animal.

This young human, took care to a fake cat (A feline of sorts, with a heart shaped face and small body.) It was a cream tabby, as she told me and had light gray-blue eyes, the young one's favorite colour. She quickly picked up the toy and held it close to her chest, overlooking its face and staring into its weirdly realistic eyes. Not before long she began to BEG her parent, a female, for the item. The pre-mature human had never begged before and it was admittedly, a weird sight to see.

The parent of course, said no and she reluctantly placed it back, but not before continuously seeming.. upset? About it, claiming that it wasn't her fault she managed to form such a quick attachment to the item. The female continued to complain and pout, (again, i had never seen this behavior in the human, neither had the mother.) Soon, her female parent gave in and allowed the young human to have the fake feline.

As we approached the car (a vehicle that runs on gas and uses its wheels to roll) I noticed how... happy she was. A huge contrast from before.

The human then told me that as she rode In the car she felt a physical pain at the idea of not acquiring the fake feline. (now named, Essi) I found it very confusing as to how quickly the human created a pack-bond to the fake creature. She quite literally rotated it for about a few seconds and glanced into its eyes. For this reason, I must also wonder if.. items that have realistic eyes accelerate their pack-bonding habits? If anyone knows otherwise please share your own research!