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That 40 min walk to nowhere particular Will save your life

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i can't be the only one who's just straight-up ... bored with women hating themselves. my mom keeps lamenting to me how upset she is about her gray hair. my friend stares at her laugh lines every day in agony. my sister loses sleep over the horrible unbearable thought of looking fat. and every time these women i love open up to me, i can't help but think ... then stop staring at yourself? stop drowning yourself, narcissus, and just fucking live your life instead of sitting in front of a mirror obeying cosmetic corporations' lies. just stop it. this is getting ridiculous. you're too smart to be falling for this bullshit. "oh no but these men who hate women told me that if i'm ugly i'm worthless!" girl if you actually believe that then good luck. but i am getting worse at being supportive of people whose nonsense worldviews keep them trapped in pain. stop looking at yourself start fucking living i am pleading you deserve to be happy and it is stupid that you disagree

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i don’t know how to explain to you people that no matter what a country’s government is like i do not and will not support the US indiscriminately bombing that country’s civilians and i don’t know why that’s a controversial take tbh

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Hier isst grad jemand Eis in der Bahn.

Kein Stieleis.

Einen ganzen fucking Container Mövenpick Vanilleeis.

Es ist 07:30 Uhr.

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Congratulations to Brooke from Let's Not Date for winning Father's Day.

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if you’re someone who has to wear glasses every day that makes them basically the most important item you own which means you really gotta show those fuckers who’s boss just toss them everywhere and knock them off things and roll over them in bed at least twice a week

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can I interest you in baby trash panda chaos

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My kettle arrived today and it's lovely.

But most importantly, it came in a coveted box of packing paper. War has broken out.

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hey girl awesome pussy. it looks like it was expensive

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being krill must be so fucked up.. youre like one of the tiniest fucks in the ocean and the biggest thing to ever live will just casually swallow you and like a million of your friends all at once

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Green Wheat Fields, Vincent van Gogh

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Happy pride month to my dad. When I came out as bi to him, this man googled what it ment, look at me and said "ohh. Yeah. You get that from me. You'd have far more siblings of I only shaged women." And went right back to his work emails.

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It's amazing how easy it is to start a new craft project when you are 80% finished with a previous craft project

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