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after seeing dear evan hansen live i realize how much i wanna change connor to make it seem ,, MORE like connor

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you think you want me to shut up? i have to listen to myself even when im not talking

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@baphobarbie

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@soulreached

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Hello yes, my sexual orientation is violence

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* pick-a-fight meme

‘ could you shut up for five minutes? ’

‘ i have a better idea. why don’t you walk home? ’

‘ so what? ’

‘ i don’t give a shit. ’

‘ aw, did i hurt your wittle feelings? ’

‘ are you serious! ’

‘ how could you let this happen! ’

‘ kiss. my. ass. ’

‘ oh, did i do that? silly me. ’

‘ one more word and i’ll burn your breakfast. don’t test me. ’

‘ admit it. i was right. ’

‘ get out. ’

‘ you’re wrong and you know it. ’

‘ yeah? make me. ’

‘ better let an expert handle this one. ’

‘ i hope you get sunburn! ’ 

‘ i hope you get frostbite! ’

‘ have fun getting home. ’

‘ hope you’re happy, asshole. ’

‘ get your hands out of my face. ’

‘ sorry, what was that? i couldn’t hear you over the bullshit. ’

‘ un-fucking-believable. ’ 

‘ forget it. i’ll do it myself. ’

‘ hey, fuck you! ’

‘ jesus, it was a joke. get over yourself. ’

‘ i hope you step on a lego. ’

‘ you’re leaving. right now. ’

‘ eat my shorts. ’

‘ this blows! ’ 

‘ don’t tempt me. ’ 

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Pineapple Express (2008) dir. David Gordon Green

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              I RUB MY NIPPLES AND START MOANING WITH DELIGHT

     INDIE CONNOR MURPHY FROM THE MUSICAL DEAR EVAN HANSEN.                                                       PENNED BY BEE.

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HEADCANON. connor would be forced to play piano when he was younger so to get out of his concerts he would paint his nails black so he wouldn’t be allowed to play

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Sliding in at the last moment with a secret santa gift for @bbcotaku for the @dearevanhansensecretsanta!! You said you’d be happy just seeing Mike’s face so I figured some Connor Murphy would work for you pal! I hope you had a lovely holiday and hope you like your gift!

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my life is constantly just an inner monologue of “why did I do that”

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When people tell me to stop shipping the “garbage” ships I like:

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Murder starters

“Are they dead?”

“Oh my God, you KILLED a PERSON!”

“Am I next on your hit list?”

“Calm down, it’s just a corpse.”

“Do you act like this every time someone kills something in front of you?”

“You can’t go around killing people- that’s illegal!”

 “Don’t be ridiculous; you just ran a red light so that makes you just as guilty.”

“Give me a minute to process the fact that I just witnessed you murdering someone.”

“Are you sure they’re dead?”

“They had it coming.”

“It’s like they were asking to be killed.”

“If it wasn’t me, it would have been someone else.”

“If it upsets you that much, then don’t look.”

“How can you eat after what you just did?”

“Just because I killed one person, it doesn’t mean I’m about to go on a murder spree!”

“Why must you make a big deal out of one little corpse?”

“If it makes you happy, I’ll notify their family.”

“How do you expect me to sleep after that?”

“I killed someone.”

“What if they had a family? Did you ever think about that?”

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thank you, goodnight ✌️

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baphobarbie / JULIE 

        SHE WASTES NO TIME HOPPING ONTO HIS BACK, legs wrapping around his torso and arms around his neck. nose is buried in the crook of his neck, eyes fluttered shut just for a moment as she finds herself comforted by their closeness.

                ❝   you dork.   ❞   murmured against him, her voice soft and giggly.

      Connor lets out gentle, and loving sigh before turning his head and pressing a kiss to her head. He wraps lanky arms about legs and starts running through crowd filled hallways. The boy could spend forever with her and it wouldn’t be enough. Dropping her off in front of the door he smiles and leans down to press a soft kiss to her lips. ❝ YEAH, but I’m your dork.❞ 

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