chaostheparrot

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“im gonna put that old man in a situation” and then the old man is 35 and the situation is heterosexual marriage. get real and put werner herzog in a saw trap or stop wasting my time

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it’s father’s day!

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“Lilo and Stitch” 2002

Deleted Scene

Lilo plays a trick on the tourists.

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projecting on characters is awesome [recognizes myself through the other] what the fuck is this shit

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This scientist crafts stunning visual art through chemistry.

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“me when i lie” is the funniest way to call someone a liar the internet has cooked up thus far

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That can't be good for business. This is like a zero star Yelp Review for a Victorian business.

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guess my favorite rene descartes quote

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i said this was going to happen like four years ago (and then three, and two, etc.) and EVERYONE gave me shit about it. i fucking told you it was going to happen!

the essence of being a leftist is as always people getting mad at you for being correct too early

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Reductress really taking no prisoners today

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What the flock?! such smart names!

Science should let more cartoonists name things. That how we got the thagomizer and the Rube Goldberg machines. Anyways! SHERLOCK CROWMES!!!!!

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I laughed so fucking hard at this

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me holding a gun to a mushroom: tell me the name of god you fungal piece of shit

mushroom: can you feel your heart burning? can you feel the struggle within? the fear within me is beyond anything your soul can make. you cannot kill me in a way that matters

me cocking the gun, tears streaming down my face: I’M NOT FUCKING SCARED OF YOU

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I think a lot about the architecture ideas drawn by Étienne-Louis Boullée

They're sketches from the 1780s and they look like the end of the fucking universe

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Spores them

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The Trump administration removed transgender and inclusive Pride flags from the federally governed Stonewall National Monument, replacing them with only the traditional rainbow flag.

This decision was part of broader efforts to erase transgender visibility from public spaces and federal resources, including altering historical references like the one about trans activist Sylvia Rivera.

In response, LGBTQ+ activists and New Yorkers have staged acts of resistance, bringing their own trans flags to the site and creating impromptu tributes.

S. Baum reports on the Stonewall National Monument flags over at Erin in the Morning.

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