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People who ask for permission to hug before doing it are the coolest people around. A+ people 馃憤
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Anyone want to see my new teapot I found while I was out
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people love to find progressive ways to say we should all be arranged into separate groups and try our hardest to not relate to one another
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Who makes the porn bots. Where do they come from. What do they hope to achieve.
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all my love to other autistic people who just know jack shit. the ones who have no "infodump" locked and loaded, nothing they can rattle off the top of their head. the ones who have a specific interest in certain things but still not knowing a lot about it. autistic people who will never be able to memorise fun facts about something no matter how fundamental it is to them as a subject. the point of autistic interests are not being a secret expert on random shit, you just like it a real big amount
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When someone does something and is waiting for your reaction, but you're autistic and your face doesn't convey emotions very well :

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what? oh sweetheart no, you're not weirding me out at all. you're weirding me in. keep talking, freak
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u gotta be careful reblogging posts cuz what if you see it drowned in water later
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I鈥檓 sure someones already said this but I often see Tumblr described as a hellsite. This is fundamentally incorrect.
Tumblr is the faesite. Everybody is super confused and lost, you keep running into random places. Somehow you end up stuck there forever after interacting a couple of times. The people are all strange, everybody simultaneously seems to be from the future and the past as if time is meaningless.
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The three kinds of bird species name
1. God鈥檚 Specialist Little Boy
2. Hot Breasted Milf
3. Grey Bird With Brown Head
4. Walter鈥檚 Fingernail
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god i'm so tired of everybody's bad faith interpretations of everything. where's the trust. where's the forgiveness. where's the understanding that most things are complex and most people have many layers. and like the black eyed peas once said. where is the love
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