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chaotic-genius · 11 months
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reading an online discussion about fairy shrimp and someone remarked that "what they lack in charisma, they make up in vigor" and maybe I'm just hopelessly bug-pilled but I think these sad little feathers with the dot eyes deserve at least some universal cute credit
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chaotic-genius · 11 months
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“I’d kill for you. Please ask me to kill for you.” “No.” Is a top tier ship dynamic no I do not take criticism
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SAD WET BEAST
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chaotic-genius · 11 months
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mob psycho 100
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this was so funny to me btw
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chaotic-genius · 11 months
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welcome and welcome back to everyone who is about to switch to tumblr because twitter is going to start charging a subscription fee to all users
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chaotic-genius · 11 months
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HOLY SHIT GUYS GUESS WHAT DAY IT IS
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chaotic-genius · 11 months
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Literally me
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Not Safe For Work
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chaotic-genius · 11 months
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The human body's response to HRT is actually admirable in the sheer indifference. Just pure I Don't Give A Shit, I Just Fucking Work Here compliance to the new instructions. You can get testosterone injected straight into your body and it doesn't even question where that shit came from, coming back from a coffee break and just going
"Okay, everything seems to be in ord- oh fuck now what? Oh huh. Alright fine. New orders came in, cancel the menstrual cycle. Dig up the genetic balding patterns from somewhere, I don't fucking know they're buried somewhere in the dna. I'm greenlighting the growing-hair-on-your-toes thing. Yeah just cancel the ongoing maintenance processes, new orders came in so this is apparently what we're doing now."
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chaotic-genius · 1 year
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chaotic-genius · 2 years
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A very famous moth, the African death's head hawkmoth :) Named after the skull shape on their back, though honestly i dont care about the skull, i care about the fact that they can SQUEEK!!!
I LOVE THEM SO MUCH
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chaotic-genius · 2 years
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comedian rhapsody
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💜 Hypmic doodles… i mean BAT doodles… Kuko doodles, mostly Kuko doodles
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chaotic-genius · 2 years
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“Werft keine Schnebälle. Einmal hat ein Mädchen einen Schneeball mit einem Stein drin ins Auge gekriegt und jetzt ist sie blind.”
— Ancient German Proverb
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chaotic-genius · 2 years
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If this isn’t an entrance to a fairy world then I don’t know what is…
Fairy Glen, Isle of Skye, Scotland, April 2014
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