chaotic-good-demon

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Yummu bud is this your first fuckin post?? About my fucking microwave realm??

Turn Grapes Into Plasma Fireballs With This 1 Weird Trick

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It depends on what you consider edible, because I consider everything edible, including buttered pickle and mayo sandwiches, to your unborn children.

$13,900.00 full-size articulated neanderthal skeleton replica

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The rats will accompany you.

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So @yummusuccubus reposted one of my tumblr posts on discord so I'm putting something they said on discord on tumblr hahahah

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Oh, I am sorry, lil shit bitch ass person ass corporeal ass bitch.

If this offends I am sor

Hottog time machine one of the best movies this summer

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I thought it was like shadow dio like "Hinjaku Hinjaku bitch ass mother fucker." and then shadows appear over your eyes

it’s taken me about 20 years to realize when writers talk about “eyes darkening” they mean pupils expanding 

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Do you always run on 10% brainpower or is this just a lazy Saturday?

Ha ha, thoust bitch

Hottog time machine one of the best movies this summer

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This is a post about yummus brother.

You small short shit eating 1997 Toyota corola style mother fucker. I hope you stub your toe on the finest table leg corner, that was made from the final redwood tree of a thousand acre land plot. I hope the force of you stubbing your toe turns your entire foot into a fine mist that you suffocate in while somebody pisses in your lunch

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It's urgent that if you see somebody walking through the street in nothing but a chef hat in lockdown you should not keep looking unless you would like to become a target of it.

This isn't a threat this is a warning to weary travellers.

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ALRIGHT THIS IS NOW 95% AN ASK BLOG ABOUT AN RP I AM IN, WANT TO CHANGE THAT? YOU ANSWER TO ME, AND MY MANY PETS.

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Recently, in dnd.

My group paladin (A dragonborn, yes, very original) threw my druid (A Grung, 2ft tall, all that.) was picked up, and thrown over a chasm. 3. He chucked my druid straight into a beehive. Then my druid fell into the chasm. Barely survived, after using wildshape to become a giant vulture.

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Previous words were not a request. They were an order.

So, if you may, you should silence.

What if us LGBTQ+ people die and we just see jesus walking super gayly towards us and his clothes keep rapidly shifting to match the colors of all pride flags

[chaotic-good-demon]

Uh, child.

Cease this.

Immediately.

What if us LGBTQ+ people die and we just see jesus walking super gayly towards us and his clothes keep rapidly shifting to match the colors of all pride flags

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Super penis 3d world

penis land

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IT'S DR BEEFTONS FURSONA!

this looks like sylvie i’m going to scream

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"Hey, room dude, I killed the other two, they won't be back for... A day? At most a week? Anyway, I challenge you to a duel!"

That's fine... I'm just... Lonely...

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[chaotic-good-demon]

"Actual demons? ACTUAL DEMONS? You think average demons can compare to me? You are just a man who makes a bubble then inside the bubble becomes a jedi master, that's all your fruit does, you can cut people up, but so can 3 sword style. And 3 sword style damages."

"Guys stop please."

That's fine... I'm just... Lonely...

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