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alright but have we considered a cartinelli rwrb au?

margaret "peggy" carter, princess of england. her brother michael had gotten into a huge scandal, leaving her to stay in the closet and buttoned up to keep the family's name from being ruined even worse than it once was. she can still take down someone twice her size, but she's never given the chance

and angela "angie" martinelli, daughter of the president of the united states, a public face along with her brother and their best friend. she's making her way through college while living in the white house, and she's thought the princess to be uptight for years, convincing herself she hated her.

when michael finally decides to tie the knot (which his and peggy's parents are relieved about, since maybe he'll finally calm down), peggy and angie topple the $75,000 cake, causing a scandal just as big as the one michael once caused. they pretend to be friends for the press, until it stops being pretend, and goes a little further than friends.

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i don’t know how to explain to you people that no matter what a country’s government is like i do not and will not support the US indiscriminately bombing that country’s civilians and i don’t know why that’s a controversial take tbh

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Tbh one of my favourite classic misogynistic 180°s is that back when I grew up, self-help and self-improvement books "7 steps to becoming a romantic goddess" stuff was brutally mocked, it was seen as something for silly women haha because women don't read real books and don't have the capacity for real literature and only want to live love laugh. There are many references to The Secret as this silly grift in the media of that time.

...and now with the rise of red pill nonsense and the Jordan Peterson cult and pick-up artists, suddenly you got straight guys out there specifically and only reading self-help books (increasingly many of them AI written slop with bonus misogyny disguised as "brutal honesty") and suddenly it's superior to fiction and prose and literature is a waste of your time and not being productive, suddenly reading about the worth of cleaning your room is The Grind. Except now it's called "7 Steps to become the Masculine Warrior Women Can't Resist"

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A huge win for NYC! A better world is still possible

Next stop: general election

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this is the gay agenda and i LOVE it

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Shout out to Sherwinn-Williams, the only paint company that advocates drowning the Earth

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Poké-Koinobori

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Full video of Taylor singing shake it off (TEU version) is here: https://x.com/tayvishaze/status/1937724957213012406?s=46&t=w3u7E1D69xXUc1UNUQVhtg

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its a mystery

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"are u busy rn?" yes i'm listening to music

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TAYLOR SWIFT @ the Tight End University Concert

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They should invent a method of asking for reassurance that nobody secretly hates you that doesn't make people secretly hate you.