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mh computer tryin to say chimichangas I give uP

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this is my fav video now

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Happy Pride Month everyone! Remember 4 months ago when the CEO of this platform harassed and chased a trans woman off this website just for posting her transition timeline, then chased her to other social media platforms to continue harassing her, and threatened to call the FBI if she continued disputing the multiple dubious terminations of her blogs that did not violate tumblr's terms of service in any way? And despite tumblr staff insisting that the CEO was acting against their interests, the broad transmisogyny evident in the site's culture and moderation policy has still not been adequately addressed?

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Need to punch up the difficulty of a combat encounter? Just add 12 kobolds regardless of any other context!

Attacked by wolves? 12 kobolds show up and help the wolves! Exploring an ancient tomb that hasn't seen the light of day in 1000 years? Somehow, there's 12 kobolds at the end alongside the final boss.

The system doesn't even matter: offend the Prince of the city and he sends a batch of vampire thugs to make you not a problem? 12 kobolds!

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Making a kick-ass background for my Pathfinder kobold character but i can't tell any of the other players about it because it relies heavily on secrecy and it is eating me from the inside.

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could you be any more annoying.. lol

Easily

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The flip side of “cleanse diets don’t do anything” is that if you tried a cleanse diet and you did experience a notable reduction in fatigue, joint pain, and general blarginess, you need to talk to an allergy specialist, because there’s nearly a 100% chance that means you have an undiagnosed allergy to some component of your customary diet.

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the girls...

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do trans women need to unlearn patriarchal structures and moral values in order to be good feminists? yessir 100%

but don’t do cis women as well?

you’re not automatically a good feminist because you were born with ovaries, and your opinions are not automatically right and worth listening to because of your cishood.

we are all learning, and being a biological female™️ does not make you exempt of having to learn as well.

we all need to collectively do better!

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Tumblr is unique bc like. It's collaborative shitposting and you can't opt in or out. You can just say something about your day then an evil wizard shows up to turn your post into something humorous

Every other site is just one and done, but here a post is a welcome mat to be funnier than you

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this is so fucking funny

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pride month!!!

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Gordon Ramsey fursona reveal!

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Of course it goes without saying that I am hopelessly dependent on the ingot