chaotic-lizard
chaotic-lizard
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a nebulous being of unknown origin and power. with scales. my MO is fighting god. i bring kobold vibes. 3X yrs old.
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chaotic-lizard · 3 hours ago
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does my gay little dance
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chaotic-lizard · 3 hours ago
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dhqbhshdbsbs what did I wake up to
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chaotic-lizard · 3 hours ago
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brawl was the worst smash game
then explain this
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chaotic-lizard · 3 hours ago
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can't stop thinking about that leopard gecko dressed as the arbiter
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chaotic-lizard · 4 hours ago
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I took my little brother (autistic, mostly non verbal) out and he was using his voice keyboard to tell me something, and this little boy (maybe 4 or 5?) heard him and asked me "Is he a robot??" I tried to explain to him that no, he isn't a robot, he just communicates differently, but my darling brother was in the background max volume "I am robot I am robot I am robot I am robot"
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chaotic-lizard · 4 hours ago
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I'm keeping an eye out for heat stroke in my area and I can't figure out what a full body flush would look like on dark skin since all the pictures are just fake training pictures. Anyone have video/pics of a heat stroke flush on black skin?
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chaotic-lizard · 5 hours ago
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damn people rly hate type 2 diabetics don't they
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chaotic-lizard · 12 hours ago
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just saying i prefer my food-based crimes to be more "heisting $1 million worth of syrup from the Canadian Maple Syrup Reserve" and less "corporations giving toddlers listeria for fun and profit"
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chaotic-lizard · 12 hours ago
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the entire budget of the US military should be reallocated to insect research
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chaotic-lizard · 12 hours ago
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chaotic-lizard · 12 hours ago
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I do actually care marginally about the guy in that reddit screenshot who voted for Trump and is now worried that he might lose his medicaid funding because I did not fucking stutter when I said healthcare is a human right but the people losing their internships and job offers to the hiring freeze are straight up hilarious.
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chaotic-lizard · 12 hours ago
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I do actually care marginally about the guy in that reddit screenshot who voted for Trump and is now worried that he might lose his medicaid funding because I did not fucking stutter when I said healthcare is a human right but the people losing their internships and job offers to the hiring freeze are straight up hilarious.
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chaotic-lizard · 12 hours ago
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I do actually care marginally about the guy in that reddit screenshot who voted for Trump and is now worried that he might lose his medicaid funding because I did not fucking stutter when I said healthcare is a human right but the people losing their internships and job offers to the hiring freeze are straight up hilarious.
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chaotic-lizard · 12 hours ago
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chaotic-lizard · 12 hours ago
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oh also? An absolutely freaky thing I'm seeing yt leftists do?
STOP TRYING TO TRACK DOWN PROTESTORS THAT DO 'BADASS STUFF'. STOP POSTING ABOUT IT ONLINE.
PEOPLE FUCKING DIE.
AND IT'S USUALLY SOMEONE MELANATED.
THE GOVERNMENT IS WATCHING YOU FUCKING DUMBASS.
y'all are so stuck on egoistic heroism that every time someone does something 'sick' at a protest you wanna turn them in to the next celebrity to have a parasocial relationship with and then they go missing.
Tf is wrong w y'all.
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