I need someone to hold me gently and it's getting critical
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YOU ARE GORGEOUS
YOU ARE WORTHY OF PLATONIC AND/OR ROMANTIC LOVE
YOU WANT TO KNOW WHAT ELSE YOU'RE WORTHY OF??
*throws a dollar at you*
*throws a dollar at you*
*throws a dollar at you*
*throws a dollar at you*
*throws a dollar at you*
*throws a dollar at you*
*throws a dollar at you*
*throws a dollar at you*
*throws a dollar at you*
*throws a dollar at you*
*throws a dollar at you*
*throws a dollar at you*
*throws a dollar at you*
*throws a dollar at you*
THAT'S RIGHT.
fourteen dollar
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Imagine « they’re not talking » but only for a week and then this happens:
Bonus
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abandoned pubby
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Manifesting Queen's "Princes of the Universe" if Crowley does go the Prince of Hell route.
I love this for them because the lyrics imply them working together to save the world.
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My therapist just told me my problem is that I need to write more fanfiction.
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That time in ancient Greece when Aziraphale needed a speedy horse and accidentally invented the pegasus
VS.
Whatever Crowley had going on in medieval times
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the sluttiest thing a character can be is crowley in a turtleneck
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I'm full of so much bisexual
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nothing in the world makes me more evil than just being kind of annoyed
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What are dead man walking tornadoes? :O
it’s a multi-vortex tornado. i dont remember the tribe it originates from (i think it was cherokee), but there’s a native american legend…? saying? that goes “if you see a man in a tornado, you are about to die.”
the most infamous shot of a dead man walking tornado hit jarrell, texas in 1997
it did so much damage to the town it caused the scale that tornados are measured by, the fijita scale, undergo revisions, and it made anchoring buildings in the tornado alley region pretty much mandatory. (it took the entire town off the map. only those who had taken shelter outside of the town or in underground bunkers survived.)
two more examples of dead man walking tornadoes looking like a person are a tornado from 2011 that hit cullman, alabama
and a tornado from 1975 that hit xenia, ohio
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Yeah, I'm normal about him
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it's one of those days where my boobs hurt. it must be because my heart is so full of love
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