chaotic-trav
chaotic-trav
Life is unpredictable, messy and beautiful
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"what if tomorrow turns out to be nothing but a story?" she/they, aroace bisexual AND hopeless romantic. The whole dam package, baby 😙. Ao3 is Justaconfusedhuman. Just because I engage with hp stuff does not mean I support jkr so any terfs here can fuck off, thanks! ���🥰
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chaotic-trav · 9 hours ago
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Who gave these vikings internet
Edit: This is only a part 1! I have more viking shenanigans posted now >:)
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chaotic-trav · 10 hours ago
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Rtte sibs:]
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chaotic-trav · 10 hours ago
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Stormfly!
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chaotic-trav · 10 hours ago
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drew a scene from "You Stole the Heart of a Chief with the Soul of a Dragon" by @civilizedmuppetsao3
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No because if I was Viggo I’d ALSO be fucking pissed off?? Like you’re this mastermind dragon hunter that is running possibly the largest operation in the entire of the archipelago that is family owned and ran with your older brother with hundreds upon hundreds upon hundreds of henchmen to do your dirty work and whenever people even MENTION your name they get scared and you’re this big strong powerful dude in his like mid forties but then a group of mother fucking barely adult stupid ass kids show up and successfully threaten your entire business model? Everything was fine yesterday but then this gaggle of incompetent fools show up with their stupid reptiles and suddenly you’re in a war??? AND the fucking malnourished stick insect of a leader they have has the AUDACITY to steal an ancient relic off of one of your predecessors ships??? AND THEN THEY BLOW UP YOUR ONLY MODE OF LONG FORM TRANSPORTATION??? AND THEN THEY RELEASE A BUNCH OF YOUR STOCK AND SINK THOUSANDS AND THOUSANDS OF YOUR PROFITS BY SAVING THE DRAGONS YOU CAPTURED??? WHAT??? MOTHER FUCKER HAD EVERY SINGLE RIGHT TO START A WAR. HICCUP AND HIS STUPID ASS FRIENDS SHOWING UP AND JUST TANKING YOUR WHOLE ASS LIFE??? IMAGINE BEING A FUCKING KING PIN CRIMINAL EXPERT IN DRAGON TRADING AND YOU LOSE AN ENTIRE WAR TO A GLORIFIED WALKING EMBODIMENT OF AWKWARDNESS AND HIS 5 WEIRD LITTLE CREATURES HE TAKES AROUND WITH HIM. IMAGINE HAVING TO SIT THERE IN YOUR COOL ASS DRAGON HUNTER EVIL LAIRE AND PLAN HOW YOU WERE GONNA FIGHT OFF THE LITTLE RUNT OF BERK HEIR GUY THAT WON’T GIVE UP. IMAGINE?? FUCKING IMAGINE????
WHO WOULD NOT BE PISSED??? THAT MAN HAD A VERY EXTREMELY RATIONAL REACTION BECAUSE THAT WAS LITERALLY THE FOUNDATION OF HIS LIFE??? HIS ENTIRE CAREER GOT NOT JUST ENDED BUT FORCEFULLY FUCKING SLAMMED INTO A WALL OF CONCRETE AND CURB STOMPED BY A FUCKING STEAM ROLLER RIGHT IN FRONT OF HIM. I mean sure yeah he put up the biggest fight of the century and did his whole ‘I’m gonna mess with your head until you go insane and just fuck off and leave me alone you stupid little annoying boy get a life,’ thing BUT STILL HICCUP WON THAT WAR AND THE AGE OF 18. EIGHT GOD DAMN TEEN.
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chaotic-trav · 10 hours ago
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chaotic-trav · 11 hours ago
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man i feel bad for fans of the httyd movies who haven't seen the shows, especially race to the edge. like they don't know that the riders left berk and lived on an outpost together to go adventuring and fight dragon hunters as a team. they don't know that snotlout and astrid and fishlegs and the twins got character development. they don't know how cool and interesting the villains in the shows are compared to the movies. they don't know that the riders are filled with love and loyalty to each other and they bicker and train and play card games with each other and have sleepovers together and will risk their lives for their friends and their dragons in a heartbeat. imagine that.
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chaotic-trav · 11 hours ago
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httyd characters based on things my patients did during my hospital internship, enjoy!
hiccup: calls for help because he can't find his other shoe and he wants to walk, forgetting that he just got his leg amputated.
astrid: entire bed is drenched in blood from her wound but doesn't call the nurses because she didn't think it was a big deal.
fishlegs: tries to help the nurses with medical procedures on himself because "they're working so hard and he doesn't want to be a bother".
ruffnut: calls the nurses for everything despite being able to do it herself, once called them to hand her the glass of water that was on her nightstand.
tuffnut: puts all of his home medication into a plastic baggie, asks nursing staff what pills are in the bag bc he can't remember.
snotlout: pretends to be in pain to scare the interns when they're practicing because he thinks it's funny.
heather: is never in her room, shows up in the weirdest places, will take the elevator to other floors to have a look there in the middle of the night.
dagur: is put into isolation because he has a contagious illness, is also delirious, and when the nurse uses the intercom sits up in bed and thinks god is talking to him.
gustav: tries to use the call button as a phone because he misunderstood the "call" part.
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chaotic-trav · 11 hours ago
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They didn't add dagur to HTTYD 3 because half the movie would be him begging hiccup to go find some Skrill Scales and make him Skrill Armor
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chaotic-trav · 11 hours ago
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I found an old gem in my folders
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Detail I never noticed: Hiccup accidentally whacks Toothless on the jaw during his rooster impression
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Here are some wholesome stills to make up for it
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chaotic-trav · 11 hours ago
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Death song? :D
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My apologies for I am [slow].
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Two beauties
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chaotic-trav · 11 hours ago
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that one twitter meme or something idk
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chaotic-trav · 11 hours ago
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I’M GONNA EAT THEM ‼️
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