chaoticallyclorox

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At the risk of sounding anti-intellectual, I think that college should be free and also not a requirement for employment outside of highly specialized career fields

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game reviewers are weird

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who keeps breaking into my freezer and replacing the trays full of little water with ice cubes

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long time no acadimitri

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I ❤️ MY PUBLIC LIBRARY

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#Repost @mattxiv

may the universe reward their bravery

first image by @soulwork6

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This is them you can’t convince me otherwise

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Listening to a podcast

"Let's take a word from our sponsor."

*Skip ahead a minute* "You can-"

*Skip ahead a minute* "Use code-"

*Skip ahead a minute* "300,000-"

*Skip ahead a minute* "300,000-"

*Skip ahead a minute* "T-shirts-"

*Skip ahead a minute* "Motherfuck-"

*Go back 15 seconds*

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dam…….. that website “you feel like shit” (it’s like a questionnaire / troubleshooting guide for when you feel like shit) really works………………….. im not even all the way thru it and i even half-assed a lot of the suggestions and i already feel loads better

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did… did she do that?

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AO3 and Tumblr can never go down for maintenance at the same time because there would be no one to watch their children (us, the users) and there’s too many of us to hire a babysitter

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"you can use ai to improve spelling and grammar"

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The most expected and unexpected union I've ever witnessed

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did u guys hear abt that intern fired from that law firm bc she bit like 10 people. im kinda obsessed with her god i wish there was footage

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