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Captain Imposter WIP

Bruce Wayne is a billionaire, a well-known one at that. He should be able to get whatever he wants, whenever he wants. Whether it was for him or anyone in his household, gods know he can afford it. He always gets his way somehow. Which is why he feels like tearing his hair out trying to plan this birthday party.

Everything was perfect… except for one thing,

One person.

Captain fucking Marvel.

His new kid, Billy, was obsessed with him. It was no surprise to him that Billy's favorite hero just so happens to be the one from his hometown. A hero who was also in the Justice League.

Unlike other parents, who get their children a random person to show up in a costume, the real Captain Marvel could be guaranteed to come to this birthday party, Bruce will make sure of it. Bruce was always determined to make his kids’ first birthday with him absolutely perfect. And Billy was the sweetest of them all. He deserved nothing less.

He can actually make this happen.

He would’ve made this happen.

It shouldn't have been hard to do. In fact, it should have been the easiest part to do in all the party planning. The Captain was always delighted to be invited to places, especially birthday parties. The one time Batman asks for a favor from Captain Marvel, the man who says yes to everything, he had been told no.

No?

No.

Maybe he will get a random person to show up in Captain Marvel’s costume. Billy is still too young to tell the difference, right?

“Clark, are you doing anything this Saturday?”

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Billy can’t help it if his merch is just that good. The red-white-gold color scheme is just pure perfection. Ask Barry, he’ll tell you the same thing.

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Captain Imposter WIP

Bruce Wayne is a billionaire, a well-known one at that. He should be able to get whatever he wants, whenever he wants. Whether it was for him or anyone in his household, gods know he can afford it. He always gets his way somehow. Which is why he feels like tearing his hair out trying to plan this birthday party.

Everything was perfect… except for one thing,

One person.

Captain fucking Marvel.

His new kid, Billy, was obsessed with him. It was no surprise to him that Billy's favorite hero just so happens to be the one from his hometown. A hero who was also in the Justice League.

Unlike other parents, who get their children a random person to show up in a costume, the real Captain Marvel could be guaranteed to come to this birthday party, Bruce will make sure of it. Bruce was always determined to make his kids’ first birthday with him absolutely perfect. And Billy was the sweetest of them all. He deserved nothing less.

He can actually make this happen.

He would’ve made this happen.

It shouldn't have been hard to do. In fact, it should have been the easiest part to do in all the party planning. The Captain was always delighted to be invited to places, especially birthday parties. The one time Batman asks for a favor from Captain Marvel, the man who says yes to everything, he had been told no.

No?

No.

Maybe he will get a random person to show up in Captain Marvel’s costume. Billy is still too young to tell the difference, right?

“Clark, are you doing anything this Saturday?”

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Billy can’t help it if his merch is just that good. The red-white-gold color scheme is just pure perfection. Ask Barry, he’ll tell you the same thing.

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saw this cute post and now I'm not going on reddit for the rest of the day. quit while you're ahead

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The superior captain marvel is an immortal 8 year old newsboy who stopped aging when he received his powers and faces magical problems of the dream-logic variety while transformed into a hyper-buff version of his last memory of his father's smiling face, who hasn't had a stable home since his uncle kicked him out and stole his inheritance and is STILL as pure of heart as Snow White was in 1939 and has a magical talking stuffed animal who is sometimes a very dapper chap and sometimes a fuck you tiger. And that is simply the fact of the matter.

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mini ancient heroes running across the dash...where will they go

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Windswept I'll never get tired of making Princess Mononoke fanart. Still my favorite movie of all time

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I've been looking up a ton of Mary Marvel pictures recently so I can make a cosplay of her, mostly 70-80s era but I get modern day stuff to. And the comparison between the two... gives me just a touch of the ick

Now I'm not saying one design is better than the other. I am just coming at this from an angle of how do I dress like that and while the core of the costume is the same, a lot of changes have been made to it

Mary was originally Billy's twin, their age in the story would vary but young teens at most. 14 years old was the standard for a long time. But now Mary is a foster sister, not related to Billy at all. Meaning she can be any age and in current comic runs she's in college

Obviously the art of a 14 year old girl is going to look very different then a 18/19 year old. But when searching up images of her and seeing them next to eachother? It's weird

Early comics Mary was called the world's mightiest girl and got to wear a fun thigh length skirt and puffy sleeves. College Mary is put in a skirt that me as a cosplayer would describe as underpants with frills, long sleeves for modesty

Yes her skirts always been short, but only one of those I am comfortable putting on my body

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The non-binary Captain Marvel Thunder

A bit late for Pride month, but eh, never to late to bring stuff under the attention of others.

Anyway. The community has quite a lot of LGBTQ+ headcanons for the Shazam family. Trans Billy, Gay Freddy, Lesbian Mary, ect. ect.

But guys, let me introduce you to Captain Thunder. The champion of the Flashpoint universe. Or, in my opinion, the best contender we have for an canonical non-binary version of Captain Marvel.

For those not in the know. Captain Thunder was introduced in the Flashpoint story line and played a minor (but still important) roll in the story.

In this universe, rather then six gods granting powers to one kid, the concept is turned on his head. Now six kids (the ones that we now know as the Shazamily) all have the attributes of one god each and, by saying Shazam, combine into one hero: Captain Thunder.

So basically, we have one person. With their own personality and such, made up of the atributes of six people. Two of which are CIS woman.

Captain Thunder is a ripe candidate to be a non-binary, masuline presenting superhero guys! Or am I just rambling like crazy?!

And you may be asking: Florawriting. They are masculine presenting.

1: there are masculine presenting non-binary folk and 2: Captain Thunder has only excited during an all out world war between two mysical powerhouse nations. Cap has a huge scar on his face thanks to that. There wasn't exactly time to establish to the world that they rather want people to use they/them pronounces.

also 3: It's an headcanon...

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schlatt thought he’d be a little taller than that

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Batman: * enters the room with a bunch of children following behind *

JLA: ???

Green Lantern: Huh

Green Arrow: Batman, who the fuck are these kids?

Batman: Language

Batman: These are my children. Agent A is sick so I had to bring then in

Wonder Woman: I am not acquainted with the hero know as 'agent a'

Aquaman: As long as they don't cause trouble I don't see the issue

Flash: ???

Flash: You don't see the issue? Batman didn't have any kids until not that long ago where did they COME FROM???

Batman: ...

Batman: Oldest one i found in the circus

Batman: Second eldest was born from the shadows

Green Arrow: Wha-

Batman: Third one, i found in the trash

Batman: Fourth one followed me home after I forgot the door open

Batman: And my youngest my ex mailed to me

Aquaman: Mailed??

Batman: I tried to return him but the post office guy said neither Heaven nor Hell wanted him

Batman: Or anyone in Gotham, for that matter

JLA: ...

Flash: ...

Flash: ... sorry I asked

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various stuff...

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cranboo at the grocery store like "what was i supposed to get? eggs, right. eggs. eggs you're supposed to get eggs. you wrote it down in your book-" and he pulls out the book and it just says 'tubbo wants eggs. do not mess up.' and he puts the eggs in his basket and then goes "shoot. we needed more than just eggs. but you were so focused on- on the eggs that you forgot to write it all down." and then he starts pacing the aisles like "what if i got milk? no. no. no we don't need that. tubbo probably got milk. he always buys the milk. the last time you bought the milk you forgot to take it out of the bags and it went bad and tubbo was mad at you. i can't hurt him again." so he just buys the eggs and gets home and tubbos like "hey sexy did you get the eggs and juice?" and ranboo starts enderwalking out of stress.

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Shout out to mentally ill people who dropped out of school

- shout out to the kids who were “so bright” and ‘heading somewhere” and had to drop out because school was too much to handle along with mental illness

- shout out to the kids who struggled to get where they got before they dropped out

- shout out to the kids who tried and tried and tried and still couldn’t finish

you aren’t unintelligent because you dropped out of school, you aren’t a delinquent or a bad person because you dropped out of school, just because you did what you had to doesn’t make you a bad person

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Grave offerings and burying the dead with tools and goods is actually such a deeply human thing to do. It's not really even necessarily about how much you believe in a literal afterlife or them taking the tools with them. It's also just going Wait, I'm Not Done Taking Care Of You, let me make you one more pair of socks so your feet won't be cold when you go wherever it is where I can't follow.

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a quick “why is my life so bad” checklist

how’s your sleep schedule

have you eaten or drank anything besides sugar and caffeine

how long have you been sitting in one spot

have you gone out in public recently

have you taken a shower/brushed your teeth/groomed yourself properly

have you spent time doing an activity that doesn’t involve a screen

etc