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UNBELIEVERS by isthatyoularry on Ao3

BLOODSPORT (sequel) by the same author.

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the unbelievers tag cracks me up everytime bc you'll see all the christian posts about the dreads of a life without jesus mixed with quotes from a fanfiction about two guys fucking each other senseless lmfao

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Xaden: I don’t think we can mansplain, manipulate, or malewife our way out of it this time... Garrick: *cocks shotgun* Manslaughter it is!

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Re reading the original hunger games is so funny bcus katniss can literally read haymitch's mind like what. I'm dying of thirst but haymitch hasn't sent me water, that must mean that there's some nearby!! And one kiss is one pot of broth!! Like she even acknowledges that it's strange when she's like oh to peeta this would just be a pot of broth. Haymitch will give her one look and katniss knows immediately what he means and she's right every time

Meanwhile peeta is like your dress really suits you and you look nice :) and katniss is like he's trying to kill me

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“You don’t get it!” I scream being dragged away “ they were BOTH captive princes !!” They lock me away to scream at the wall. 😭😭😭😂😂 I spent entirely too much time rendering them that the thought of doing a background made me want to collapse so this is all y’all get lol . I’m currently rereading ‘ The princes gambit’ it’s just as great as I remember 😍😭

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Fireheart, Cursebreaker& Starborn ✨

TOG, ACOTAR & CC

art - renata_watsonn

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Manon Blackbeak

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This is now my new favorite best friend duo

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did i tell u guys i got into an argument on twitter bc i said foxes are dogs and someone tried to bring up their actual fuckin. classification or whatever and i just said “foxes are dogs cause they are fluffye” and they kept arguing with me. the entire time i was like “you will not survive the immigration to tumblr you are lucky we are not there right now”

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Haymitch and his ducklings

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Maysilee Dooner having to witness the mockingjay pin she hates with every fiber of her soul, being turned into the symbol of the revolution because her lovely niece gave it to Katniss before her Games.

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the hunger games / sunrise on the reaping

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Just a reminder that we don’t know all the good things Katniss does/did for her community, because Katniss wouldn’t tell us unless it was relevant to what was going on.

In Catching fire, she doesn’t tell us that she’s being going around and bringing food to poor children in the seam until she needs to explain why she had a bag of food and why her mother wouldn’t find that odd.

In the first book, when she’s telling Peeta about the story of how she got Prims goat, she refuses to admit that this wasn’t a selfish move so she could get money out of that goat. (You could also argue that this is her refusing to be vulnerable in front of Peeta and all of Pamen though. I think it’s both, because she doesn’t even admit that she did this purely for her sister in her internal dialogue.)

And in Mockingjay, she never tells us that she’s the one that got Haymitch the goose eggs to help him heal after the games. All she says in the epilogue is that Haymitch raises geese when the liquor runs out. And we would never know otherwise if Haymitch didn’t mention that SHE was the one who got him the geese in sotr.

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Suzanne Collin’s just said fuck you to everyone who’s ever critiqued the Hunger Games as being a “teen girl saves the day” story. She said oh, Mockingjay didn’t make it clear enough? Here’s a book about how people have been rebelling for decades only to have their efforts suppressed and propagandized. Rebellion takes time and it takes failure and Katniss may have been the spark that ignited the wildfire but she did so standing atop the doused flames of everyone who came before her.

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Violet: You have nice eyes

Xaden: Thanks, your kids can have them too

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"Well, he described you almost perfectly, Dain Aetos."

Oh, fucking kill me now.

My mouth opens, then shuts.

Xaden raises both eyebrows and presses his lips between his teeth.

Dain rubs the back of his neck.

Mira snorts once, covers her mouth with her hand, then doubles over laughing. "I'm sorry," she forces out and straightens, quickly masking her face and clearing her throat, but she slips again, her shoulders shaking. "I can't. I just can't. I need a second."

Same Mira, same. Girl I am crying 😂😭