chaoticcomputeryouth
chaoticcomputeryouth
This place is not a place of honor.
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|| he/any, over 18, bi || The softest paw can be a claw
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chaoticcomputeryouth · 9 hours ago
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chaoticcomputeryouth · 1 day ago
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i think they should give everyone one free mri. just so we can see what the fuck is up with our brains
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chaoticcomputeryouth · 2 days ago
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Found this really scary new horror game yall should check out. It's called indeed.com and it has a sequel called linkedin
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chaoticcomputeryouth · 3 days ago
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fatty. fatass. fat girl. stop getting a boner i didnt say you could enjoy this
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chaoticcomputeryouth · 3 days ago
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divorce themed restaurant menu
dessert: CUSTARDy Battle
yeah that's all i've got so far sorry
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chaoticcomputeryouth · 4 days ago
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chaoticcomputeryouth · 5 days ago
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chaoticcomputeryouth · 5 days ago
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i’m sorry kink fans but i just can’t see the suffix ‘con’ without thinking it means convention
‘dubcon’ will skrillex be there??
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chaoticcomputeryouth · 7 days ago
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boring take from real 21st century idiots: bdsm is bad because it's basically torture
interesting take from a fictional 14th century monk: torture is bad because it's basically sex
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chaoticcomputeryouth · 7 days ago
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chaoticcomputeryouth · 8 days ago
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playing erdtree with my pal we get invaded by someone named "Drip Inspector" and im like "waitwaitwait. ok lets just pose leaning back to back and wait for them to show up maybe our outfits will be so good they wont kill us"
so we wait until they show up and then they get reaaaal close to us . and then pull out their telescope and start circling around us and zooming in for a good 30 seconds. then they clap, use the "wonderful" and "youre beautiful" prattling pates, and jump off a cliff. invader vanquished
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chaoticcomputeryouth · 8 days ago
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Are you ever typing something that your phone autocapitalizes and you go back and re-type it just to force uncapitalize it. Like no sorry mcdonalds doesn’t deserve that level of respect from me
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chaoticcomputeryouth · 8 days ago
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god's greatest gifts to the world were transgenderism, big beverage, jerking off, and creating art
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chaoticcomputeryouth · 9 days ago
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Gosh.
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Must be rough for them.
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chaoticcomputeryouth · 9 days ago
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sorry i forcefemmed your favourite minecraft hardcore challenge youtuber. yeah i did it in 100 days
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chaoticcomputeryouth · 9 days ago
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If trench warfare were made-up, it would be the most on-the-nose anti-war satire ever created. Bunch of young men shooting at each other from inside open graves, slowly rotting even as they fight to stay alive. Every so often, they get to move a few hundred metres to dig a new grave for themselves somewhere else and this is called a victory.
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chaoticcomputeryouth · 10 days ago
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