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I haven't seen dancing pumpkin guy ONCE this year, are you guys okay?

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Me:*Hums in disintrest about the hydrate or dydrate from my watch* stop it.

Also Me: *drinks more water* *squints supiciously.* Hmmm. I wonder why im feeling less anxious. *Goes back to crocheting*

My watch: hydrate you dehydrated Cryptid! I beg of you!

Me: seems fake. *Ignores*.

i feel like no one really wants to hear that sleep/exercise/nutrition/hydration are major factors in treating mental health issues bc we’ve all talked to that person who thinks your depression would be cured by one good session of goat yoga or whatever but unfortunately they do help and i’m chronically annoyed about it

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At the risk of sounding anti-intellectual, I think that college should be free and also not a requirement for employment outside of highly specialized career fields

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so true

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I guess ill go to bed.

no fucking awoo. no awoo right now. its late. its not awoo time. its sleeping time. go the fuck to bed.

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you advertise to Miette on Miettes own device?? With Miette's own power? Paid for by Miette's own money??

Oh! 10,000 giant murder hornets!

10,000 gaint murder hornets for advertiser.

10,000 giant murder hornets for forever!

every ad is a personal insult to everyone who sees it and i’m not kidding

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*slides this into a Reblog*

you forgot a couple.

Spread your wings by Araciel

https://archiveofourown.org/works/35856568/chapters/89409262

Remarried Empress by demoniqt

(this one has another fic if Shen Jiu went with Liu Qingge instead)

https://archiveofourown.org/works/44124429/chapters/110952837

These are the ones i can think off the top of my head (my favorites). So i wanted to include them.🦆

"I think QiJiu is the best!-"

"No it's obviously BingJiu!"

"Well what about JiuYuan/Scumcum!?"

"I think LiuJiu is the best because-"

YOU WANT TO KNOW WHAT I THINK!?!?

Fuck those boring ass ships (jk love the ships) and let Shen Jiu get his well deserved old man yaoi, royalty dicks moment.

I'm talking Tianlang-Jun, Zhuzhi-Lang, Linguang-Jun royalty style dicks. I want to see demons fucking SIMP over our beloved feisty cat who hates everyone. I want to see Shen Jiu stab a motherfucker and this absolute demon DILF just go, "I need to wife this man-godess up". I want to see Shen Jiu fucking beat up these old men and them to go, "I love my wife so much".

(Also Tianjiu fic recs because I am very nice, don't worry they are not all so violent as I describe, most of them are really sweet in reality, sorry I couldn't get many for anyone else, I will be looking more)

https://archiveofourown.org/works/66247699 -- How to Get Rid of an Unwanted Suitor? Date Their Dad by Otno

https://archiveofourown.org/works/64610734 -- Let the Tides Carry You Back to Me by Godotfound

https://archiveofourown.org/works/57751663 -- The Midnight Hour by Godotfound

https://archiveofourown.org/works/58123696 -- Five Times Shen Jiu Got Wife-Plotted and One Time He Got Wifed by Godotfound

https://archiveofourown.org/works/49874014 --Queen of Kings by Otno

https://archiveofourown.org/works/42500046 -- Lay my curses all to rest, make a mercy out of me by luobinghelover

https://archiveofourown.org/works/44964367 -- Linguang Jun is good at being a husband by Sakuja

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My brain, wildin again. So. I took a nap.

And in the dream i had, I had to escape a guy i have never dated. Never seen before, probably wont see again.

But in my dream i was married to him, and he was an abusive fuck.

He got a girlfriend. He was beatin on her. I made her pack up and leave.

Then we got into a fight about it and then i manhandled him into the bathroom somehow and tied the door closed in a convoluted way and scrambled to get my stuff before he got out and caught me.

And then i woke up as i was leavin him.

So.. whatever version of me that was good for her for leavin him

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donald trump will die on july 20th 2025 at 1pm pacific standard time

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After burning down Qiu manor SJ avoids Wu Yanzi- he's in desperate straits but he knows a liar and a dangerous man when he sees one- and starts heading towards CQ mountain on his own. (He misses Qi-ge by hours and under a mile.)

It's slow going of course but he's getting closer when one winter morning he's down by the river and finds a baby bundle up in a basket. The teeny little boy seems perfectly healthy... And SJ knows a good bargaining tool when he sees one. (Also he's maybe a little lonely since Qi-ge abandoned him. Also if he raises the baby it has to love him right?)

He turns up at the next disciple admission day with baby Binghe on his back and Yue Qi's emotional outburst when he sees him scares everyone and ensures SJ and baby's admission to the sect.

YQY, after sobbing about being so happy SJ isn't dead: Baby?

SJ: You mean my baby brother Binghe who's never abandoned me?

YQY: :') Xiao Jiu...

Little toddler Binghe aggressively dislikes YQY, that guy who tries to steal his mother brother's attention all the time. SJ does nothing to correct this aggression and YQY just endures the kicks and bites.

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This is a reminder for those who handmake Christmas presents that now is not too early to start. It may in fact be a good time to start if you have a lot to make/your craft takes a long time. You should maybe start it now, whether that's brainstorming or actually doing the crafts!

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This is the song at immediately came to mind. And kind of fitting for Danny.

that crown is heavy