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How scary would it be if you were alone in your house and you just heard Rupaul laugh

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*spends all of my time alone* perfect! but why am i crazy

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idk if elon will kill his new chatbot grok when he finds out its woke, but he'll definitely kill it once he discovers it's funnier than him

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If every fighter in Smash had their strongest canonical abilities from their original game, who would win?

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I think sometimes people think eugenics is bad but its still true, like thinking that if people with certain traits have children it will change society for better or worse based upon what traits are promoted. I think its important to emphasize that eugenics is not only wrong morally it's also fake and stupid bullshit

Like eugenics was supposed to be based on the idea that "If it works with animals to select only the best ones to breed, why wouldn't it work with humans?"

well it doesn't work with animals, that's the thing. applying the eugenics ideas to domestic breeds of animals hasn't made better animals it's just made animals with more extreme expression of certain traits. turns out that when you decide which traits are the "best" and become obsessed with the genetic purity of the animals that have the "best" traits, you might well end up with some sad suffering creature like a Pug, or the Persian cats with the smashed faces that are in constant pain because their teeth and airways and brains are getting crushed by their skulls, or those meat chickens that grow so fast they can hardly even stand up after a few weeks old, or inbred race horses with tiny feet and fragile toothpick legs

like almost all traits are neither "good" or "bad" they're way more complex than that. a long tail or a long snout or a stubborn, independent personality can be good or bad depending on the situation. Who gets to decide what is a "good" trait or a "bad" trait? It's arbitrary and selecting for traits that are "good" in your opinion will often have both "good" and "bad" outcomes because the "good" and "bad" are part of each other and not separate its just part of being alive

Obviously oversimplifying everything but you get it. we did eugenics with dogs and how did that go? not very well

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Just got rejected from a remote work role that I actually live right next to for "being an international applicant". What part of my address being next to yours, my citizenship being US, and my application showing an entirely US work history indicates I live outside of the US?

This is like when I applied to EA games for a summer internship decades ago and I was living in California (CA) at the time and applied for a California job and they transfered my application for the California job to the Canada (CA) branch and then didn't understand why I didn't live in Canada. And then I had to explain to the interviewer from Canada that called me that CA indicating the US was a thing and that they themselves had an office there and that is where the job I applied for was. (Suffice to say the Canadian team refused to return my application to the California office because "once it moves it's moved, we can't send it back to the correct spot).

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tiktoks with vine energy

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they laid off the shrimp who fried rice. yeah. he’s out of wok now

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fuck i’m trying to catch all these flies but they think my vinegar is stupid. i have honey also but that’s for me i can’t give them any of that

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me in five years when i still don’t have my life together:

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you don’t gotta tell me to boycott the Nintendo prices by not buying bc i don’t have the money to get them anyways

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the first rules of being pretentious and a hater in an honorable way is to not take yourself too seriously and acknowledge that you're being a little antisocial. if you become self-righteous about your correct attitudes and opinions on things that dont matter then you have become the very cringe you have sworn to fight