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bard: I cast viscous mockery!
dm: I think you mean-
bard: I KNOW WHAT I SAID!
dm: okay every enemy within 60 feet is now sticky and insulted, I guess.
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but you see, bunnies own the moon collectively
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i hope marx is whispering shit to the labubu on his grave and it gains consciousness and political views. Do we know what color rareness it is. I want it to explore it's laprivilege
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Many are not familiar with what is called a diva moment. Youre about to learn
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my fav quote by freud is definitely the one where hes writing to his fiancee and hes like im gonna make you eat so much you are just a little weak baby and im a big cokehead
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