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chaoticgouda · 1 hour
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i mean this from the bottom of my heart: no one is impressed by your loud ass car. actually we talked about it and we all want you dead.
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chaoticgouda · 1 hour
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I feel like more people should know about the Filipino phrase bahala na si Batman. quite literally, it means it's up to Batman. on a more figurative level, it means that you're leaving something to God/fate - metaphorically represented by Batman, of course.
big event that you haven't prepared for but you're going anyway? bahala na si Batman. major exams coming up and you haven't reviewed yet? bahala na si Batman. about to do anything remotely risky/luck-based? bahala na si Batman.
anyways, I just think it's hilarious that Batman is now a part of our culture through this saying. is this a thing in other cultures/languages too? let me know!
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chaoticgouda · 1 hour
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WACKUS BONKUS!!!
Noon and Fool from Ghost In The Machine by @venomous-qwille !!!
Audio from this Horrible Histories video!
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chaoticgouda · 1 hour
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Fucking HATE labor!!! The fruits though...
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chaoticgouda · 1 hour
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the heavy machinery when I'm on pain meds and not supposed to be operating them
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chaoticgouda · 1 hour
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@quarsonist something like this? Now it is any fandom friendly to those who want to use it
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Favorite dinosaur??
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chaoticgouda · 1 hour
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thing i made to remember that interaction was real. Thank you jurassic park comic and @soryasongsaa we have things to discuss
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chaoticgouda · 1 hour
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Note: I am by no means a professional in health or otherwise. This is personal experience. I made this as a metaphor to help my parents understand me better.
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chaoticgouda · 2 hours
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It makes me happy when they listen
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chaoticgouda · 2 hours
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“Don’t wait until the last minute to do your assignments!”
listen. I don’t. But I am always trapped in a vicious cycle.
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And the only thing that breaks this cycle is the dread of an imminent deadline
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chaoticgouda · 2 hours
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Submitted by @nnnnobodyy 
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chaoticgouda · 12 hours
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I've always wanted to do a "this scene in my style" thing, and this shot just sang to me lol
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chaoticgouda · 15 hours
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Can I please have a cappuccino but with oat milk and a big pump of sugarfree chocolate syrup and... Lol I remember your stupid ass from 2,300 years ago. We were living in seleucis on the tigris river during the same span of summers... do you rememver a red ibis bird with beautiful plumes? Yeah U were a sort of dull brown goat that didn't train and dint make milk or kids. Yeah? No? Eventually the Zoroastrian homesteaders who owned you started feeding you contaminated barley to try and kill you lol. Maybe you remember the ergotism? Anyway. also I want one of these 🫵stupid little breads in the case
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chaoticgouda · 15 hours
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untitled - Hans Christiansen, 1898
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What's your stance on the issues?
on every single one?
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anybody else in the club feeling this one
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