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Phillip: What do you got there, Evan?

Buck: Just a fathers day card for the best father in the world.

Phillip: Aw Evan, that's so sw-

Buck: *Looks Phillip dead in the eyes, and hands the card to Bobby*

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Ravi: Do regular dogs see police dogs and think 'Oh no! It's a cop!'?

Eddie: You spent the day with Buck, didn't you?

Ravi: Yeah, why?

Eddie: No reason.

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there should be a hotline for me to call autistic people with specific hyperfixations every time i have a question

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the bond between mutuals who only share one or two fandoms is stronger than an entire fandom combined… I do not know what you are blogging about but you are right, pip-pip and bing-bong are homosexuals who crave blood and understanding and I will heart that in support

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In an era where our daily lives are increasingly plagued by Gadgets, Gizmos, and Devices, the humble garbage disposal represents one of the last true Contraptions. You're telling me I have a forbidden switch next to the kitchen light that turns on a noisy spinning vegetable shredder underneath the sink? What is this chitty chitty bang bang ass invention?

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Hey sorry anyone heard of this show called mash? I think it may be both good and important

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my teeth were perfectly designed to tear abd rend the soft white flesh of the gentle beast known as the mozzarella

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if a character means enough to me i will truly never stop thinking about them. i just retire them into a little back room in my brain and periodically bring them out to stare at them under a little light

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personal reminder: stop being so fucking hard on yourself

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hmmm

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all goofing aside I genuinely don't understand the urge to reimagine Taylor Allison Swift as a secretly queer icon when the pop music scene(TM) is like. literally overflowing with women who actually like women. Gaga and Kesha and Miley and Halsey are right there. Rina Sawayama and Hayley Kiyoko and Rebecca Black and Kehlani and Victoria Monét and Miya Folick if you're willing to get slightly less top 100. Janelle and Demi for them nonbinary takes on liking girls. like what are we doing here. like I'm not even saying you can't enjoy Taylor but why would you hang all your little gay hopes on her.

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interesting fact i have titanium in my spine