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Dean, an inch from Castiel’s face while adjusting the knot of his tie, explaining to Cas with such raw honesty that humans lie when they most want something

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thinking david corenswet is hot is the most embarrassing reputation ruining annoying thing I could have done tbh like ohhh my god really? tall big muscles dark hair and blue eyes kind man is hot? god fucking really. are you fucking stupid I hate myself. oh you think superman is hot? fucking superman? groundbreaking type shit going on here oh my god he’s tall should we tell everyone he’s tall and his jaw is nice wow she thinks the attractive man is attractive. you and everyone else. is pizza your favorite food too. fuck you. everyone look at her she thinks SUPERMAN is hot boundaries are really being pushed over here should we get her a medal because she thinks Mr Smile is easy on the eyes. “hear me out” and it’s a fucking marching band. should we call people magazine. vanilla. I DISGUST myself. summer blockbuster. I should be killed

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My impression of Clark from the new superman movie (pretty fun movie BTW)

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Indirect kiss

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Dick and Jason's relationship is so dear to me

Jonas Brothers song "I can't lose" is so Dick Grayson coded.

Who upon hearing the line "I made it a habit to keep smiling through" cannot connect her to Dick. The whole songs give similar vibe to how I imagine his mental state, during his more positive moments.

"I can't lose, when I'm with you, you give me everything, everything that I need, everything that I need to keep smiling through".

The magic bit slighly reminds me of Jaybin...

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perhaps a second guess <3

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The whole trope of Gotham criminals having to deal with the fact that Robin shapeshifts every couple of years gets talked about a lot, but imagine it for any other member of the batfam.

Imagine being a random henchman, hearing “batgirl is coming!” And having no idea which of the 3 different batgirls that are in the rotation is coming to beat you up. Is it spoiler? Or what if it’s orphan? Could it be the ginger one again?

Henchman 1: Was that Robin? He had the R, the domino mask, everything.

Henchman 2: No, that was Red Robin. Robin has the hood now

Hm1: Oh. Do you think Red Robin and Red Hood are like, related or something?

Hm2: Yeah, what’s up with the whole “Red” thing?

Hm1: Right?

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Yuri is yuryinging

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Projecting our period cramps onto Saja boys

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Red and Black

p2 is the abandoned design which is placed here only for reference

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think about Jason’s characterization: ❌

think about Jason’s shirt sizing: ✅

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Dick's canonically supposed to be one of the like 5 people in the world total who can perform a quadruple flip. I put forward that this is the one and only thing Cass has never been able to match him on. She is very bitter, he is very smug and neither of them are especially mature about it.

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Dick's canonically supposed to be one of the like 5 people in the world total who can perform a quadruple flip. I put forward that this is the one and only thing Cass has never been able to match him on. She is very bitter, he is very smug and neither of them are especially mature about it.

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Gay people possessed me

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After watching the new Superman 2025 this has been floating in my mindspace and needed to be drawn. ( ´ ▽ ` )ﾉ♡♡♡ Muy Blorbos

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aww what a cute father son duo… I sure hope nothing bad happens to them

oh no

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Actually bouncing off that last reblog, I think it is absolutely important to understand not only that Jack Drake is new money, but that he is a very specific type of new money parent, (which I happen to think is one that is declining in general existence at least in part to the declining affordability of a lot of these things, although these mentalities are still present, just to a somewhat lesser degree).

Which is parents that are very wealthy but very anti- old money scion behavior of just getting whatever you want. (The beef between old and new money being something that can be absolutely enormous and informs Jack's hatred of Bruce.)

These type of parents would have enough money to get their kids basically anything, but would go "no, I'm not getting you a car, you have to work and earn money and pay for it yourself". With the idea being to teach the kids that they actually need to work for everything they receive, and to be fiscally responsible. Nothing is handed to you on a silver platter.

And then, for instance, Bruce gets Tim a car.

Which not only gives the impression of kind of "buying" his son, but also explicitly undermines his parenting style.

Like, you really really cannot fully understand the absolute massive beef Jack has with Bruce without the knowledge that it involves fear that Tim will learn to start acting like an old money scion.