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Soulmate AU #2

You have your soulmates words written on your skin, except they aren’t their first words. They’re the first words they say after you have fallen in love them. Which means you can know your soulmate for days, months, or even years without even realizing it until they say those words—the moment you realize that you love them. That also means that they may have already fallen in love with you and realized you’re their soulmate, while you go on oblivious to that knowledge. They can pine for years until you finally reciprocate, or they can even pine forever if you don’t. You can be their soulmate, but someone else could also be yours.

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I feel attacked - I literally have my writing book in front of me right now but instead I’m doing this....

*cowering behind pillow* plz don’t kill me, Writeblrs….

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Y/N: You're not allowed to fall in love with me.

Sweet Pea, seriously: Won't be a problem.

[One Week Later]

Sweet Pea: THERE'S A FUCKING PROBLEM.

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i can’t even- i love this gucci flip flops musician sweet baby cupcake boi so much jfc

A sneak peak of Louis on his first day at Ericson

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Everyone talking about Clem and Violet. And I’m sitting here like.

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RDJ gets casted as Ironman

2008: omg no, don’t cast RDJ as Ironman, he’s like a drug addict. That sends a bad image to everyone.

2018: no one, AND I MEAN NO ONE, CAN REPLACE RDJ AS IRONMAN! NO ONE!!!! A GREAT ROLE MODEL THAT SHOWS ANY HUMAN CAN HELP THE WORLD

Chris Evans gets casted for Captain America

2011: Omg, no. He made the Fantastic Four suck. He’s the worst actor, why couldn’t they get someone else?

2018: ladies and gentlemen, introducing my mothERFUCKING HUSBAND, CAPTAIN AMERICA YOU ARE FINE AS FUCK!!! AND YOU’VE GOT A BEARD !!!!

Chris Hemsworth and Tom Hiddleston get casted for Thor and Loki

2011: why would marvel cast a bunch of unknown actors? What did you say? Apologise to their families about what I said? Yeah, look, that’s not gonna happen

2018: WHY’D THEY KILL OFF LOKI LIKE THAT??? HE WAS MIND CONTROLLED AND HE WAS THE MOST UNEXPLORED CHARECTAR???? AND THOR IS THE STRONGEST AVENGERS, IDC WHAT NONE OF YALL SAY

Brie Larson gets casted as Captain Marvel

2018: ITS THE SOCIAL WARRIORS AT IT AGAIN!!!! 1 OUT OF 21 FILMS HAS A FEMALE LEAD, ITS OBVIOUSLY PROPAGANDA FEMINIST BULLSHIT THEY ARE TRYING TO FORCE ON US

Overall??? Shut up and just watch the damn movie. “No facial expression” headasses, it’s literally one movie out of 22 now. Get ur head off the gutter.

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God I love my dad

realistically tony’s writing is completely illegible because a genius like him doesnt have time for trivial things like ~penmanship~ or ~grammar~ when he could be using that time to break another law of physics but in my heart i know that this boarding school asshole writes in the most beautiful cursive in the world and his diary looks and sounds like a repressed victorian housewife’s handwritten memoir

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A Softy Pea

I’ve been seeing a lot of the fandom agreeing over the fact that Pea’s actually just a big softy and has absolutely no game when it comes to dating BUT I have the headcanon that Sweets DOES have game, just not with people he actually has feelings for.

Like, can you imagine Sweet Pea continuously flirting w the reader, pulling out all of his best lines and moves only for him to crumple into a big fumbling soft mess when he starts to develop feelings for her?

It starts off innocent enough and then the moment she giggles at one of his comments, she holds their hug goodbye longer than usual, or her hand brushes his when getting a slice of pizza, you can bet your ass this boy’s hands start sweating, his words get caught in his throat, and his heart starts racing faster than the road runner.

Jesus I love this soft idiot, someone hug him.

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Reggie: Were you dropped as a baby?

Sweet Pea: Bold of you to assume I was held.

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Me: Riverdale is trash

Someone: Then why do you watch it?

Me: IT’S MY TRASH!

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I think everybody knows Riverdale is a trash show, but the scene where Fangs is brought out of the police station and gets shot? Perfection. The music, the acting, the lighting, the camerawork, the raw emotion of the scene itself, everything is amazingly well done.

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Josie having a seizure and then never getting mentioned again, Jughead straight up leaving SP and Fangs to deal with a body, Alice sending her daughter to a place that was responsible for her and her daughters trauma literally out of nowhere, “we’re endgame”, Archie getting his name CLEARED OF MURDER CHARGES and still running away, Jughead not being suspicious at all of Betty rejecting his call

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Sweet Pea: i failed my safety course today.

Toni: why? what happened?

Sweet Pea: well one of the questions was “in case of a fire what steps would you take?”

Toni: and?

Sweet Pea: well apparently, “fucking large ones” isn’t an acceptable answer.

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You can bet your ass I’m writing a Soft Pea fic after reading this

miss me with that suave, charming sweet pea that knows what he wants

give me a fumbling teenage boy that blushes when someone holds his hand. give me a teen that has little experience with a relationship. give me sweet pea figuring it all out and getting frustrated when it gets hard. give me sweet pea being realistically dumb and goofy with his friends, with his romantic interest.

give me soft sweet pea! because there’s no way in hell he has it all figured out.

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Me at anyone trying to ship Jellybean and Archie:

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