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The results from today's livestream! I was working on Little Wolf and a silly short feat Poseidon

Telemachus is wondering whether he took too many kicks to the head when a half bird half potato creature starts talking to him

Also Peeps were like wot if Polites wore eyewear when he isn't doing an archery because he's incredibly far sighted which i thought was super cute, he brings a certain where's waldo energy to the team

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people think writers make good English teachers but the opposite is true. sixth grader asks why she can’t start a sentence with “and” and im like idk girlie grammar is a construct and language is a fluid gelatinous animal. people used to write “thou” and they were being totally unironic about it. start your sentences with an exclamation point for all i care. a+

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THE TROY MUSICAL IS BEING CALLED ILIUM!!!

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AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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Projecting this heat wave onto the boys.

Close up so it's easier to read the dialogue:

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Some tourists in the Chicago Museum of Natural History are marveling at the dinosaur bones. One of them asks the guard, “Can you tell me how old the dinosaur bones are?”            The guard replies, “They are 3 million, four years, and six months old.”            "That’s an awfully exact number,“ says the tourist. “How do you know their age so precisely?”            The guard answers, “Well, the dinosaur bones were three million years old when I started working here, and that was four and a half years ago.”

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Happy birthday to our beautiful princess Eggman 💕

Collab piece

GAME: @nikkikaji

SM1: @/imveenx

SM2: @alisa-aydin

SM3: @heph

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a feel like the new generation of fanfic readers NEED to understand that clicking on a fic (interaction) does nothing. ao3 has no algorithm. your private discord discussions of fic do not reach the authors. if you do not actively engage with writers they will stop posting. this isn’t social media this is community.

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old redraw of an old maki drawing

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I need a little help here

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Things just transpired in my house hold that are equal parts offensive and hilarious… Here goes.

So my roommate, Dale, has a gf who does not live with us, but she’s here all the time. So Sunday when my gf was her we were on the couch and we kissed (scandalous, I know) and she saw it, and I’m pretty sure that’s the first time she’s seen us be affectionate, that’s neither here nor there.

So today she tells Dale she’s “uncomfortable” here and wants him to move out because she thinks me and my lady are going to hit on her or something, she doesn’t like living with lesbians, cause it’s not “normal”, so now I’m pissed. Then, Dale goes, “well you don’t live here, so it shouldn’t be a problem, just stop coming over”…things escalated and Dale is trying to break up with her, but she won’t leave our house….she locked herself in Dales room.

So, Dale barges in my room wearing a bathrobe and goes, “call every lesbian you know, we’re smoking this bitch out!” Then turns around and whips his robe like a cape…

And that’s the story of how there are 8 lesbians climbing through the window of Dales room…

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