chaoticsonofabitch

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sometimes you need dialogue tags and don't want to use the same four

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Lampstiel 💡

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A superior relationship dynamics: husband listening to his wife gossip

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tumblr is like a pseudo afterlife because everyone on here was supposed to kill themselves a long time ago

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So...

As a I scroll through tumblr, I notice the Ides of march and it is fast approaching and how unhinged everyone is.

Gods, I love this platform so much

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Wh-whats going on??????

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hey can you do me a favor and start that project that you wanted to work on please I am begging you to do the first step

literally only the first step

you only have to do the first step

PLEASE PLEASE I'M BEGGING YOU SO MUCH

like if it's an art project open your art software or gather materials

If it requires reaching out to someone just send that email or whatever

If it's writing please make an outline

etc etc you know what the project is please start it please PLEASE

PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA PLEASE

PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE

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Part 2

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Ahh yes, the thrilling action everyone was waiting for, Mikey standing in the same spot for six pages...

Here's the second part sorry yall had to wait anywayyyy goodbye

Also thought bubbles are squares now instead of bubbles because idk I cant anymore

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i do write for attention, actually, because that's a normal reason to create art

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Somebody had to actually dig the holes in the movie ‘Holes’.

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nothing could prepare you for the opening of the second paragraph (source)

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the edit itself

this edit is getting taken down from tiktok every time someone reuploads it, its straight up censorship at this point

Im not even american but im having a great time with this

DONT LET THIS DIE

credit to miraculousgastropod for the original

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I cannot get over the assassination happening while I was trying to get coverage for my testosterone. Imagine going into the pharmacy all excited to get your first ever testosterone prescription but find out it costs 800$ out of pocket for a three month supply and UHC won't cover it. So then you wait for your provider to get back to you about changing your prescription for an entire week and a half, and during that wait someone just. goes and fucking murders the CEO of your insurance company. Like they just kill him on the street. They had so much calculated hatred for this guy that they even engraved each bullet that hit him. Then, as if the heavens themselves opened up entirely to watch brian thompson descend into hell, your testosterone is ready two days later for pickup, and only costs 10 delicious dollars.

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Note to self do not leave pens in the car in arizona i gUESS????

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just to make things a little bit nicer around here, I'm adding some enrichment to your enclosure. I hope you like :)

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MANIFEST

MANIFEST

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MANIFEST

MANIFEST