I know his backshots are insane
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fuck it. gives the ghouls familiars
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mountain - european hedgehog. hangs out in the garden and stays in the greenhouse during winter. mountain gives them broken pots as shelters outside.
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phantom - common raven. but a baby that’s annoying and thinks he’s their mom. eventually will be really, really smart. but for now they just yell at phantom for food. (adult raven and scrappy juvenile raven for reference)
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swiss - wolverine. they like to play wrestle and bite (shhh familiars can’t carry rabies). swiss fully cuddles them like a stuffed animal.
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dew - serval. nuzzles and purrs but will smack and hiss if you look at them wrong. aloof. dew and his serval kinda have a love hate relationship.
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rain - osprey. i know you expect some sort of aquatic animal but listen. i wanted something that could come and go, watch over rain from a distance, and also sit on his shoulder. ospreys are cool as fuck. they’re also always found around bodies of water.
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aether - brown hare. if a horse were a rabbit. this guy has been alive for millennia and has seen so many horrors through their bond with aether. look at their eyes.
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aurora - least weasel. cutest, littlest guy ever but will fuck you up before you can even see them move. steals trinkets and brings them back to aurora.
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cumulus - chinchilla. considered the softest animal in the world. cuddles in cumulus’ hair. no thoughts head empty, only snack and sleep.
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cirrus - tasmanian devil. this is her violent baby and she’d tear the ministry apart if anything happened to them.
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sunshine - rosy face lovebird. sits on her or on any surface near her all day. they chitter back and forth nonstop.
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what if we fisted someone at the same time and held hands inside them
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it’s valentine’s day and phantom is going around to everyone and asking them if they’d still love him if he was a worm
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Praising a good boy until his brain turns to goo
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I just think people who clean public spaces should make no less than $100,000 a year
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reblog to make out sloppy with a mutual
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my god the transgenders are attacking
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what if ghouls had to summon their own replacements (or in some cases, conduct the element transition ritual for their replacement) because it takes some power from the targeted element to bring that new ghoul into being. alpha summoned ifrit. mist summoned dew. ifrit and mist conducted the element transition for dew, all three of them losing parts of themselves in the process.
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why small kittens are always either the most pathetic or the most evil creature you've ever seen
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"Vegan leather" babygirl that is plastic
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Made the worst brownies ever created just now
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the feminine urge to slap a man's ass
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As above (no tits) so below (no ass)
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deleting files makes me so scared what if i Needed That
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