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Who else is excited for his year?

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I always loved this little moment in Sonic Mania Adventures where Sonic turns to check on Tails after getting bodied by Metal.

“Oh I'm gonna kick this guy's ass--”

“little bro okay? 🥺”

“I'M GONNA DOUBLE KICK HIS ASS.”

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thedragonwoodconservancy on ig

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How this year feels like it’s going

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pov u dropped ur lunch and they r looking at the wreckage

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day 99: year of shadow

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They cannot pick another picture?

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nasa: we're going to shoot three rockets directly at the sun during the total eclipse. for study and research purposes.

me: oh cool

nasa: we have named the rockets apep. this stands for atmospheric perturbations [in the] eclipse path.

me: oh cool

nasa: apep is also the ancient egyptian deity of chaos and darkness, who ceaselessly seeks to extinguish the sun. we launch these rockets directly at the sun in the name of apep.

me: oh... cool?

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Rapid Onset Gender Dysphoria is such a weird theory because it's like there's a very obvious explanation for why middle school kids who didn't have dysphoria before might suddenly have dysphoria. Like huh weird I wonder what very obvious and widely known change that could cause kids to suddenly become very uncomfortable in their gender or sexual identity starts in between the ages of 10 and 14. Guess we'll never know. Must be peer pressure to *checks notes* become the only gender minority in your whole school singling you out for harassment by your peers. Couldn't be puberty suddenly giving you new body parts/bodily functions that are wrong for you.

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I’m going to be so annoying about them for as long as I live

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i swear to god this might be the best metal sonic headcanon

Metal sonic can just uh

how do i explain it

he can just ENTER inside a TV screen

..i can only imagine that " i can send e-mails " memes..

mmhmmhmmhm