A memoir of my glorious escapades after my service with my father in Zeon.
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Utada Hikaru preforming Boulevard of Broken Dreams by Green Day
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the only true chad to ever exist is the guy from type o negative
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My Brain: Eat
Me: Okay, what should we make?
My Brain: No make!!! Only eat.
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I’ve been having a lot of weird dreams lately but the one last night tops them all
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seananmcguire‘s tweets were a wild read today….
Somehow, this story doesn’t surprise me in the least XD
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Oojka wamma po Jen'kiwi. Biig Woopa slemmy dengo peet
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“did chris evans actually jump that high to grab onto that helicopter in civil war?”
friendly reminder that chris vaulted with ease over chris pratt after just telling him less than a minute before that he would be able to clear him if he only put his head down.
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Hey remember that episode of Spongebob where Sandy sings about being homesick for Texas and Spongebob and Patrick overhear it and are worried that she’s going to leave Bikini Bottom so they have a Texas party at the Krusty Krab with all their friends, recreating things in Sandy’s song but they fuck it up like, pecan pie is just a can of peas shoved in a pie, barbeque is barbed wire in the shape of a Q, and the ten gallon hats are just plastic water jugs on their heads, and like…. Sandy just laughs so hard she breaks into tears, cause she sees what they’re trying to do for her to make her feel at home because they love her and don’t want her to leave…………… yo do you ever think about that goddamn episode
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Nendoroid released a Breath of the Wild Guardian figure that includes a Game Over screen as an accessory
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