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He has risen.

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Noooo don't bail out of the they/themer hood :(( m8 if you do that, your brain wil explode!

i still love you kermit even though classes started now and i can’t be insane on the internet all the time right now

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For context, Hermit was created with a green cockhead.

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An excerpt from my Magnum Opus.

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I understand Light Yagami on a level you Tumblrinas never could. My twisted mind... my dark heart... my Joker rage... the similarities are uncanny.

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Me and my friend made fan art of you in ihop

his: dark feminism

mine: muppet hole and female muppet joker

what do you think?

I have always wished to have my likeness spread to an iHop.

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Your roommates are Wiccan and emo?? Do they also smoke weed?

The three of them do smoke weed, yes.

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:33 < what are purr purronouns now by the way

He and She. Vriska made me Bigender.

*Kicks you square in the head. It flies off and your last words are a feeble meow of surprise.*

Sorry, Nepeta from Homestuck. Rules are rules.

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You’re clearly just trying to bait us into asking for your pronouns so you can kick us

*Hides my kickhungry hooves in the dirt so you cannot see them* I would never do such a thing.

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Strange aeons just interacted with one of your posts. How long will it take you to prepare your sword?

AHA. It seems that the Strange one has violated my DNI. A dark curse has just been placed on her. I am texting my soon-to-be roommates right now. That's right... they're wiccans. And Emo. Scared yet, Strange? One of them named Athena (she is their leader) can channel the soul of Gerard Way using ancient witchcraft and necromancy. The kind of shit you only see in horror movies, except For Real This Time. Their Emo God is going to give them the twisted secret to strike you down Once And For All. The dead will rise and they are coming to GET YOU. My Chemical Romance? More like My Chemical Necromance. (Heh. Thought of that one myself.) If I was you, I'd be so scared that I would soil my jorts. But I won't, as I have nothing to fear and the Catholic Church on my side. I smirk, jorts cleaner than ever before. I've won this round, it perhaps would seem........

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Dearest Croaker, coming from a woman, do you think this sudden change toward pro-feminism is prompted by the dark magic of the colorful horses that shall not be named?

I would be a fool if I did not suspect that dark magic was making me Feminist and Transgender. Alas, I seem to have succumb to it with no cure in sight. Sad!

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I don’t see why you have to hate men or women or be only a man or only a women why not both? Why can’t you hate everyone and be bigender?

Why can't we all just hate everyone and be bigender

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Ok so now that you tolerate women and despise men… what about your relationship with Kermit and The Joker ? Are they an exception to your “Men DNI” ? You have addressed them as men (or at least refer to them both with he/him pronouns). Genuine asking for clarification, Mr. Croaker.

Since I have declared men evil, if I am to ethically keep simultaneously dating and kinning Kermit the Frog and the Joker...Hm... I may have to Transition to appease Big Woke as well as Feminism. Gosh Darn It! If I must! If I must do so for feminism!

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That's not appropriate. If you want to make animal sounds, please do those of a frog (since you are kermit), or at least anything that isn't a cat. You disgust me.

I'm sorry it was supposed to be a secret meow. Is this better?

"Ribbit..."

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so you think doing things that appeal to women is weak?

No, wait, I should not have said that. Meowing for women is STRONG if you're doing it for feminism.

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Are you meowing to appeal to women..... or is there some nepeta inside you.....

It was a moment of weakness ignore it