short for Burnt Marshmallow. world's greatest dog. avid plastic chewer. I have my gay uncle Sammy and my idiot brother Mackerel. [run by vintagehellion]
Don't wanna be here? Send us removal request.
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FREAK !!!!!!!
list of things other people probably don't have to say to their cat
I don't want you in my pants right now
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list of things other people probably don't have to say to their cat
I don't want you in my pants right now
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I love her so much wtf she's dreaming and gently kicking her feet as I type this
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my disgusting blanket suckler
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accidentally left the bathroom door open I can hear her suckling from the bathtub faucet
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disgruntled but will I do anything about it? no
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hey like can I help you
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ouhh yeah pants time pants time
#char#cat#kitty#shaved era 2#not sure why she does this but she has since she was little lmaooo#between this and biting my toes ig i prefer pants full of char fur as long as she isnt screaming and crying#IGNORE MY ANKLE MY HAIRY ANKLE..
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screaming crying sobbing they took my box away they EVICTED me . NOBODY MENTION THAT I BROKE IT OKAY
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