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[chardonnavs]

danica's jaw dropped when seline actually threw a drink in someone's face. and of all the people, it was the empty-headed freak who threw a fit over the disgusting burgers. karma was so sweet. her surprised face turned into a large and giddy smile. "seline! you didn't have to fight for my cousin's fiance's best friend's honor!" she declared, placing her hand over her heart. "but i am so forever grateful. this will never be forgotten."

Seline grabs a cup of fruit punch and struts over to Taeng, moving out of Danica's eye view and winking. "Do it for the plot," she whispers, hoping Taeng will understand. She lets out a small, frustrated yell, and throws the punch over the others front, making sure to miss the eyes ( she wasn't awful, after all ).

"And thats," Seline shouts erratically, "for messing with Danica's cousin's fiance's best friend. Sorry, payback is a bitch!" Seline then flips her hair over her shoulder dramatically.

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[chardonnavs]

a comprehensive list of scenarios

feel free to combine multiple prompts or add  “ + reverse ”  to switch roles !   for reference, the one sending in the prompt is the one committing the action.

1.  GUEST :  for one muse to offer the other a place to stay. 2.  STORM :  for both muses to find shelter from a severe storm. 3.  MEDIC :  for one muse to show up at the other’s doorstep injured. 4.  SURPRISE :  for one muse to come home and find the other already inside. 5.  TRIP :  for both muses to road trip or travel together. 6.  BABYSIT :  for one muse to help the other home while they’re drunk. 7.  INSOMNIA :  for one muse to find the other still awake at 3am. 8.  AMBUSH :  for both characters to come under attack by the same enemy. 9.  DANCE :  for one muse to ask the other to dance at a party. 10.  STRANDED :  for one muse to help the other who’s stranded on the road. 11.  SERVICE :  for one muse to cover the cost of something for the other. 12.  SAFEGUARD :  for one muse to save the other from being hit by a vehicle or from some other life-threatening event. 13.  DAZE :  for one muse to wake somewhere and find the other hovering over them. 14.  STOWAWAY :  for one muse to find the other hiding on the same ship. 15.  TAXI :  for both muses to share the same taxi ride. 16.  MAKEOVER :  for one muse to help the other with a new outfit or hairstyle. 17.  LIFEGUARD :  for one muse to rescue the other from drowning. 18.  DISASTER :  for both muses to work together to escape a fire, flood, or other disaster. 19.  TRANSIT :  for one muse to sit next to the other on a public transport. 20.  SPRAIN :  for one muse to carry the other after spraining their ankle. 21.  EMPLOY :  for one muse to be hired as the other’s bodyguard, tutor, assistant, etc. 22.  QUEST :  for one muse to help the other with a task in exchange for compensation. 23.  SOOTHE :  for one muse to calm the other during a panic attack. 24.  RECOVER :  for one muse to return the other’s lost belonging. 25.  UMBRELLA :  for one muse to share their umbrella with the other on a rainy day. 26.  HEAL :  for one muse to nurse the other back to health from a sickness or injury. 27.  NIGHTMARE :  for one muse to comfort the other after a nightmare. 28.  REUNION :  for one muse to run into the other again after a long time. 29.  PRIZE :  for one muse to win the other a prize at a carnival. 30.  NUDE :  for one muse to walk in on the other while they’re changing. 31.  BED :  for both muses to wake in the same bed, naked or fully clothed. 32.  TRAIL :  for one muse to notice the other has been following them. 33.  EVADE :  for one muse to pull the other into an alleyway to escape their pursuer. 34.  THIEF :  for one muse to confront the other after having something stolen by them. 35.  CAUGHT :  for one muse to walk in on the other singing / dancing. 36.  FESTIVE :  for both muses to decorate for a special occasion. 37.  PRESENT :  for one muse to give the other a  (birthday)  gift. 38.  WEARY :  for one muse to wake up after falling asleep on the other. 39.  CAPTIVE :  for one muse to hold the other against their will. 40.  SNAP :  for one muse to yell at or push the other out of frustration. 41.  SLEEPOVER :  for one muse to stay the night at the other’s place. 42.  TRESPASS :  for one muse to trespass on the other’s property. 43.  BREAK-IN :  for one muse to discover the other robbing their place. 44.  MERCY :  for both muses to come across an injured animal. 45.  UNKNOWN :  for both muses to wake and find themselves in a strange place. 46.  ACCOMPLICE :  for one muse to assist the other at the scene of a crime. 47.  ASTRAY :  for both muses to take a detour and lose their way. 48.  RELAX :  for both muses to share a hot tub or hot spring. 49.  MUSE :  for one muse to model for the other’s art project. 50.  ACCOMPANY :  for one muse to give the other an extra ticket to an event. 51.  SALVAGE :  for one muse to retrieve the other’s belongings from a thief. 52.  MEAL :  for both muses to prepare and share a meal together. 53.  CEMETERY :  for one muse to find the other at a gravestone. 54.  REFUGE :  for one muse to shelter the other from enemies. 55.  ARRANGED :  for both muses to date or marry out of convenience. 56.  FAVOR :  for one muse to owe the other a favor. 57.  VACATION :  for both muses to book the same hotel on vacation. 58.  DEFEND :  for one muse to save the other from one or multiple assailants. 59.  CATCH :  for one muse to return the other’s pet that escaped. 60.  RESTRICTED :  for both muses to sneak into someplace they’re not supposed to be.

[chardonnavs]

"oh, your talent was definitely being wasted as a joja corp manager. you're born to be a star," corina egged on, shimmying her shoulders now. she figured it was time for the grand finale, so she ended the routine by folding into a fetal position on the ground. "this signifies the end of spring. the dance is the whole cycle spring, get it?"

"Aw, stop, you're just being nice," Emery nudged Corina slightly, even though she was a good dancer. It was one of the skills she was confident in, but she felt bashful all the same. "I was a supply manager at Joja Corp and sat in front of a computer all day, so pretty much the opposite. It's different working with my hands all day, but I love it!" She was lying, but how would Corina know when she didn't realize herself? She hated the bait shop.

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"my aunt lives here, and she outcooks everybody here. this burger is nothing, and your love for this 'food' really exemplifies your taste," danica refuted, suddenly feeling a jolt of family pride in the moment. she needed any firepower to win this ridiculous argument. the doctor looked between both women before throwing their hands up to signify that this was none of their business. danica glowered at the doctor as they stood there and tried to decide if they should scurry off or not. "for you to take heed from this delusional stranger over me is ridiculous, and if you ever put your hands on me again, i will come for your license."

"How dare you insult the cornerstone of Stardewian cuisine!" Taeng gasped at the sick stranger, believing every word of it too. She stood tall and proud, refusing to back down, since she knew keeping a level head was of paramount importance when dealing with someone so feverish. Any minute now, Taeng expected everyone watching to offer their profuse gratitude for caring so deeply for one of their own. "Doctor, please, I trust that you will take care of this woman?"

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danica could have started crying at finally finding a kindred spirit in this yoba forsaken town. she was so up to her ears in 'small town charm this, small town charm that...' it was killing her. "it is incredibly frustrating. i must have pulled multiple muscles just trying to get a single news article to load," she lamented. "i'm staying with my aunt who's lived here her entire life. she needed some support after her terrible divorce, and who am i to deny a loved one in need? what on earth are you doing here?" danica was lying straight through her teeth about her reason for being here, but there was no need for her to bear any truths to a stranger.

The reply, while not exactly what she wanted to hear, did bring Juliana a sense of relief. At least she wasn't the only one here losing her mind over this. But she still let out a frustrated groan at the confirmation that their chances of connecting to the outside world were slim to none. "There's got to be something! I've never seen anything like this. These people don't know what they're missing." Juliana slipped her phone into her bag, figuring it was no use at this point.

"At least you understand what a pain this is. What brings you all the way out here in the middle of nowhere then? Cause it couldn't possibly be from your own free will."

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corina strolled into joja mart with a mission. she needed to restock her snack shelf on her ship, otherwise she was going to die. was that overly dramatic? yes. did she care? no. she needed chips. when she ran into a cheery employee, she was a little confused. was this new protocol? "oh! hey, emery!" she greeted. "dang, they're paying you to talk to everybody who walks in here?"

( @chardonnavs ) "Hello, welcome to Joja Mart! Please let me know if I can provide any assistance during your shopping experience." Emery chirped from behind the counter. No one told her to do that, but who wouldn't appreciate a friendly greeting when they went to shop for groceries? Especially in a small town like the valley!

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"i will definitely drop by to see how you're doing then," corina confirmed after she twirled around so that emery would follow her twirl. she was mimicking so enthusiastically, too... the guilt of this prank started to grow a little more. but she continued to flap around, trying to make up a cohesive dance routine that was also ridiculous. "you're really good at this. were you a dancer before moving here?"

"That's me, Cory Dory's right hand," Emery beamed. It was nice to think of herself as a help, since, well, she didn't really feel like much of one after her first few shifts at the fish shop. She tried to stay positive, knowing it was her first time in a job like it, and Corina's encouragement was just unwitting kindling for that delusional little fire. "Oh, wow, that's really...different than the original." Emery was none the wiser when it came to Corina's prank; she just mirrored her steps and even added her own pizzazz. Now dancing was something she could do well!

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"do not put your hands on me, you dusty toe," danica warned, backing away from the still looming doctor. "this is unbelievable. you'd believe some stranger over the niece of a local? she's clearly sick and vindictive. the burger has entered her system!" she rifled through her purse to find something to fight off anybody who goes after her, but what need did she have to carry a weapon around?

If it was any satisfaction to Danica, the burger landed square on Taeng's face, condiments spattering across her perfectly powdered cheeks while her mouth dropped into a gaping 'o.' "Well, never in my life..." Taeng gasped as she reached on instinct to wipe the pickle juice from her face, which was red from the impact. "How dare she? I know she needs help, but my goodness! What a ghastly assault! Take her to Zuzu City to have her examined immediately!"

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danica smiled sweetly at marcel as she approached in her pretty dress. as silly as the flower dance seemed, she never missed an opportunity to show out. "marcel, i am so flattered that you would ask me to be your date to this little event. you really are a person of taste." she reached out for a hug, an action that's rare for her to initiate. with anybody.

CLOSED STARTER   /   "   my darling dancing danica!   "   marcel shouted, shimmying over to his new friend. he had promised to dance with her, he remembered that, just like he'd promised to dance with... was it getting hot in here? no, wait, they were outside. the stress was getting to him now. he keeps his grin plastered on, keeping his head straight even when he can't keep his dates the same.   "   my wonderful date to the flower dance!   "   and the only one, as far as danica should be concerned. 

[chardonnavs]

danica's whole attempt to stop being such a ticking time bomb was completely swept under the rug. to be tested by some wide-eyed, rocks for brains stranger... as the doctor loomed back toward her, danica grabbed one of the burgers that the freak loved so much and chucked it right at her. "you need to get out of town now before i destroy you," she seethed.

the grin on taeng's face went absolutely wicked, and it was everything in her not to clap and cheer as the even more wicked stranger was ushered away by the town doctor. of course, once the doctor turned back to her, she forced her eyes to bulge into that wide, innocent bambi look and nodded urgently. "these are exactly the symptoms i read about in the newspaper. aggression, delusion, forgetfulness. she might need to be taken to the hospital in zuzu city, doctor."

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"by the skin of their teeth," danica chimed in. "you'll have to start detoxing from being connected to the internet right away. the only place to get a morsel of signal is the library, and even that is a bit sketchy at times. trust me, i've tried everything." despite danica doing her best to avoid seeing her name flash across the screen from scrolling through all platforms of social media, even she couldn't stand being cut off in such an inconvenient way.

Status: open to all ! Location: The Beach Time: Midday

One hand held a cigarette, dangling at her side while the other held one of the latest cell phones on the market. The phone was held up as high up as her arm could reach, desperately trying to find any kind of signal to no avail. After taking so many pictures on such a nice day out by the water and having absolutely no way of sharing them online, it was one of the most tragic things about being sent here and it was getting more and more frustrating as the days passed.

"This is ridiculous!" Juliana groaned as her extended arm dropped down back to her side in defeat. "Seriously, how does anyone survive out here like this?"

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"you're brainless," danica said caustically, turning to walk away from the ridiculous stranger, only to be accosted by the town doctor. "excuse me, get off of me!" the doctor started to insist that they needed to check her out as taeng had sounded so alarmed. danica managed to shove the doctor off and pushed them into taeng. "do not put your brute hands on me again! why don't you check that anomaly out because she must be delusional from ingesting all of those disgusting survivor burgers!"

Taeng reeled back in horror when the woman slapped her hand away. "Oh, dear, you're growing violent. These are all symptoms of a terrible disease I read about," she continued her charade. This was war, after all. "Doctor, doctor! Is there a doctor around? Come quick, she's terribly ill!"

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"i don't know," corina shrugged, tucking in another stem into the flower crown that she was weaving. "we're all winging it. i like to give the kids freedom to do what they want so they don't feel bad about it turning out super ugly. maybe start with knots?"

"Sure," Honey took the offered petals and then picked some of the flowers at her feet before taking a seat. "Now what?"

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"oh really? who knew cory-dory would get some help around there? i'll definitely be seeing more of you then since i'm back in town now. hope both of those places are treating you well," corina said. emery's enthusiasm was really sweet, and it almost made corina feel bad about her little joke. keyword: almost. she loved playing a little prank, she just had to see this one through. "alright, just follow what i do, alright? it's really easy!" corina stretched out her arms, doing an almost exaggerated macarena move.

"You're a fisherman? I work at the bait shop! And Joja Mart, but I'm guessing I'll probably see you at the bait shop more often. I'm Emery, I just moved to town and started working at the bait shop a couple weeks ago," Emery rambled on while she gave Corina's hand an enthusiastic shake. As for the prank, well...hook line, and sinker! It was humiliating, actually, how quickly and easily Emery fell into Corina's trap. "But I want to know more about that historic dance. I've got to learn that one before the dancing starts."

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"they actually started to do both in the past couple of years. i think the villagers all banded together so that we could honor the old tradition," corina continued to lie. was this cruel? this had to counted as a harmless prank, right? well, she can't stop the train from moving! she held out her hand for emery to take. "i'm corina, by the way. traveling historian. actually -- just a fisherman, but i do love a piece of history."

"The original flower dance?" Emery echoed. She was surprised she didn't read about it in Conrad's book about the valley's 'time-honored tradition.' Maybe that was one of the chapters she read when her eyes were heavy. "No one taught me that one. Are they going to do that today? Or the new one?"

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"corina," corina finished off the stranger's sentence. she continued to stare up at the stranger but a smile grew wide on her face. it wasn't easy to miss the change in the stranger's demeanor, and the fluttering of the eyelashes definitely stroked corina's ego a little bit. the flower dance got interesting every year! "i think volunteering to be a flower crown assistant would warrant some forgiveness. care to join us down here on the ground, lovely? and i think it's only fair you give me your name now that i've given you mine."

"It is important to raise one's voice to the world, don't you think?" Taeng asked with an alluring smile. As she spoke with the woman, her plot began to unfold in Taeng's mind. Clearly she'd purposely grabbed her foot to get her attention. Why? Well, she must have been positively bewitched by Taeng's looks from across the field! She let her doe eyes go wide and demure, batting her eyelashes as she added. "But I suppose I was quite loud now. You'll have to inform me what I can do to win your forgiveness...?" she trailed off waiting for the woman to fill in the blank with her name.

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danica jumped back almost immediately, recoiling from the stranger's touch. as if anybody could just casually touch her like that? danica swatted the person's hand away from her face with precision only somebody who's done this multiple times could have. "you must be from some rinky dink place if you behave with those manners. not here though. at the very least, people who live here know not to touch me."

Commonplace. One simple word was all it took for Taeng to wage a war with this stranger. "New? You must have your eyes checked, darling, it's me, Taeng. I've lived here all my life. Are you sure you're feeling okay?" She reached out to press a 'caring' hand to the woman's forehead. "Oh, dear, you're burning up!"