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Husk: "What the fuck to you mean you don't carry any shit in all those fucking coat pockets?"
Charlie: "Who needs to keep things in pockets when you have a girlfriend!"
Husk: "You make you girlfriend carry your shit??"
Charlie: "No? I just carry HER!"
Husk: "How the fuck does that help?"
Charlie: "She's everything I'll ever need~"
Vaggie: "Aww."
Husk: "Bullshit."
Charlie: "It's true!!!"
Vaggie: "I also slip chapstick and pens and stuff in her pockets when she's not looking."
Charlie: "You do? Wait, when am I ever NOT looking at you???"
Vaggie: "When we're kissing, babe."
Charlie: "Ohhh... sneaky."
Husk: "Why the fuck are you fucking people like this."
Vaggie: "Same reason you're hanging out with us this afternoon, instead of lying passed out on your bar after getting drunk off your ass."
Charlie: "LOVE AND FRIENDSHIP!"
Husk: "I'm regretting it."
Charlie: "The friendship!??!"
Husk: "The thinking I could get through being friends with you fucking morons without having a fucking drink."
Vaggie: "It's a sobering experience, huh?"
Husk: "Shut the fuck up."
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YES I'M GAY:
faGgot
dykAe (the a is silent)
trannY
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“So who’s gonna propose?”
Lucifer: I think it’s gonna be Charlie.
Alastor: hmm.
Lucifer: if she’s anything like her old man… and she is. it’ll definitely be her.
Alastor: come now. Charlie wouldn’t last more than 3 seconds in a jeweller before hyperventilating let alone buying said ring.
Lucifer: thems sound like bettin words.
-Later- after the final battle -series finale-
Charlie: Vaggie I… I have somthing to ask you.
Vaggie: yeah?
Charlie: *gets down on one knee*
Lucifer: *in the far distance covered in blood and rubble* WHOO!! YEAH! GO CHARLIE! THATS MY GIRL!!!HAND IT OVER BITCH!!!! FUCK YES!! NEVER QUESTION A MORNINGSTARS BALLS!!!!!
Alastor: *also covered in blood and rubble begrudgingly hands over a 20 dollar note* please shut up.
Vaggie: YOU GUYS WERE BETTING ON THIS?!
Angel: oh honey we all were… *hands husk a 5 dollar note*
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me: if I become the evil overlord I will never harm my minions
[5 years later]
highly throwable imp: hoohoohee
me: hmm
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Charlie's a sap, nothing new.
This takes place when they sleep together for the first time (no, not like that you perv 🗿)
I drew this in two styles and couldn't decide which one looked okay, so I posted both of them heh
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Who asked for a pregnant Carmilla? x)
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It would be an interesting coincidence if Carmilla went to Hell on the day of the extermination (and the exterminations themselves would have started much earlier)
And Zestial is just so -🗿🗿🗿
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I also want those adoptive parents or not idk 👨👧
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