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Frisk: Do you have any skeletons in your closet?

Chara: Literally or figuratively?

*From the closet*: Nyehehehehehehe!

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Asriel: Chara wouldn’t have wanted this!

Frisk: Actually, we talked about this a lot. They were really into “an eye for an eye” stuff and vigilante justice. They always said “if something like this happens, avenge me.”

Chara: Yeah I did totally say that.

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Frisk: Hey Chara, wanna find out your gay name?

Chara: Uh… sure.

Frisk: It’s your first name *gets down on one knee* and my last name.

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After getting the knife.

Chara: They call me 7 knives.

Frisk: Really? Why?

Chara: Because that’s how many knives it takes for me to cook things because I keep putting’ ‘em in the fuckin’ sink without thinking about it.

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Chara: I think if you wanted to eat white chocolate, you could just eat candle wax instead and not even notice the difference.

Frisk: You’re just mad that I’m eating this delicious white chocolate and you’re not.

Frisk: Oh my God. This isn’t white chocolate.

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Frisk: Once I figure out how to undoom them from the narrative, the wedding is back on!

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Frisk: *breathing heavily* We should come back after leveling up more.

Chara: We SAW their health bar go down! They can bleed! They can die!

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Chara: You have to live with the consequences of your decisions.

Frisk: Welll that’s easy for you to say. You make good decisions. I make bad decisions. How am I supposed to deal with that?

Chara: Frisk, I do not, in any way shape or form, make good decisions.

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Chara: Frisk, what’s the best way to get revenge on my enemies?

Frisk: The best revenge is moving on and living well.

Chara:…

Chara: Clover, what’s the best way to get revenge on my enemies?

Clover: Bullet to the head.

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Psps typo in your last post at "bus" and "make" I think I didn't double check

Right Ty

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Frisk: Chara if you died, would you want to be buried or cremated? Like if you were hit by a bus today what do I do?

Chara: Go after the driver and make him pay for what he did to me! Avenge me Frisk. AVENGE ME!

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Chara walks in on Frisk teaching monsters about the human world.

Jerry: Wait, you can drive to Alaska? I’m so dumb!

Frisk (trying to be nice): Well that’s actually kinda understandable because the maps we’re using are like this *holds up a map of the US* with Alaska on the bottom, but geographically-

Chara: No. No, we are not doing this. If you thought that Alaska was an island, that is your fault. *Points at the map* That is not the map’s fault. *Points at Frisk* that is not your teacher’s fault. *Points at Jerry* That is your fault. We are not excusing this. You are giving the Europeans ammo against us, what do you mean?

Frisk: I mean they just got up here so it kinda makes sense that-

Chara, who knows this is the tenth time Jerry’s asked this to waste time: No it doesn’t. No it doesn’t. Don’t excuse that. No it doesn’t.

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omg i love these quotes, they're gold

could i ever make silly art doodles of them?? :O

Help yourself!

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Chara, writing a poem for Frisk: Roses are red, that much is true, but violets are purple, not fucking blue.

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Just realized I forgot to remove Coda’s name from the header like they asked me to. I was supposed to do that months ago. Whoops.

For context, Coda is the original mod who founded the blog. They aren’t on tumblr anymore. The one posting this is @ninjakittenarmy, or Mod Ninja.

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Toriel: You’re too late Frisk! Chara’s dead!

Frisk: *Cracks knuckles* I didn’t lose my medical license for nothing.

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is this a rp blog?

It’s an incorrect quotes blog