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*cools ur dashboard down*

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really underrated wigan kebab line: "so it's called a babby's yed because it looks like a baby's head? If you... if you crack it open?" "Yeah but uh... but don't do it! ☝️"

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i don’t know how to explain to you people that no matter what a country’s government is like i do not and will not support the US indiscriminately bombing that country’s civilians and i don’t know why that’s a controversial take tbh

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really underrated wigan kebab line: "so it's called a babby's yed because it looks like a baby's head? If you... if you crack it open?" "Yeah but uh... but don't do it! ☝️"

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Every time I look at my classmates’ writing responses and get insecure because they’re longer and more articulate than mine I remember that at least a third of them are probably using AI which simultaneously makes me feel better and worse

Like suddenly everyone gets to be an A-level writer without putting in any effort and I literally look worse because I refuse to take shortcuts

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“Hot and bothered” in the sense that it is 90 degrees out and I am extremely annoyed

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"kill them with kindness" WRONG. chess dimension ⬛ ⬜⬛ ⬜⬛ ⬜⬛ ⬛ ⬜⬛ ⬜⬛ ⬜⬛ ⬜⬛ ⬜⬛ ⬜⬛ ⬜⬛ ⬜⬛ ⬜⬛ ⬜⬛ ⬜⬛ ⬜⬛ ⬜⬛ ⬜⬛ ⬜⬛ ⬜⬛ ⬜⬛ ⬜⬛ ⬜⬛ ⬜⬛ ⬜⬛ ⬜⬛ ⬜⬛ ⬜⬛ ⬜⬛ ⬜⬛ ⬜⬛ ⬛ ⬜⬛ ⬜⬛ ⬜⬛ ⬜⬛ ⬜⬛ ⬜⬛ ⬜⬛ ⬜⬛ ⬜⬛ ⬜⬛ ⬜ ⬛ ⬜⬛ ⬜⬛

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IT FUCKIN YURI DAAAAAAAAAAAY

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ppl who celebrate fictional character birthdays are annoying pass it on

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i’m le.arning so many rules toda📝y

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i’m le.arning so many rules toda📝y

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the most important thing is to be snuggly in bed

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we shpuld make a tumblr bar with drinks like sonic screwdriver and the baker street mule

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once i master my adhd and stop believing that i’m waiting for my life to begin and accept what i cannot change and finish cleaning my room and stick to a productive schedule and drink enough water and meditate and organize all the important papers in the paper pile and start being consistent and say the nice things to myself and gain confidence its OVER for you bitches

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