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desperately horny and lonely and i'm cute so i'm being propositioned but none of the people propositioning me are the people i want to fuck ughhhhhhhhhhh everything is so annoying i thought i had it almost locked down with my crush and was spending like. 10 hours per day thinking about us having sex and then it didn't pan out
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This is driving me insane.
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ok it might not be happening this summer but it will happen before the year ends. lol
sometimes i feel like i may be the horniest person alive
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we're going to have an OLDER BROTHER summer. we will be drinking MONSTER. we will be LIFTING WEIGHTS. we will be ignoring our MOM. we will be surviving off of CHIPS and NOODLES. we will NOT be SHOWERING. we will only be putting on AXE DEODORANT. we will be bothering PRETTY WOMEN and getting REJECTED. OLDER BROTHER SUMMER !!
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i am going to fuck my crush i'm putting it in writing so it happens
sometimes i feel like i may be the horniest person alive
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#i think about her literally weekly#but this video enforces my theory that internet virality can be regional bc this video was FAMOUS at my high school#but none of my adult friends who grew up in other parts of the US had ever seen it?
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Hunter Schafer — Met Gala After-Party 2025
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sometimes i feel like i may be the horniest person alive
#disregard posting time LMAO#manifesting f*cking my crush in my brain so hard it's taking over all of my thoughts
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i wish he would come down from heaven & kill every instagram fitness liquid diet ozempic green juice low calorie food blogger
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the disgustingly erotic vibe of gibson girl by ethel cain. jesus christ
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it's finally a friday evening i used to pray for times like this
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