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I really need to get my sleeping schedule in check. Not working has got my brain all out of whack.

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I seriously did not see you. Are you like a tiny blonde ninja or what?

I could say the same for you. 

Not long ago, I’m just trying to go through as many rooms as I can. 

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Holy fucking christ when did you get there. 

Well, considering that we’re surrounded by books.. I would say the library.

Or the study if you’re going to be fancy about it. 

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Fuck me. Where the hell am I now?

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Only with me. He doesn't leave my side. That cat is the child I will never have. 

He’d get lost.

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Yeah, but he's probably some old guy that got lost in his old house. I wouldn't expect to see him for another day or two at the least. 

Well, lets hope the host decides to show up soon, then. Once that’s up and done with, we can all head back home to our regular lives. 

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I should have smuggled my cat in here. I miss that little shit. 

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oops it's almost a quarter to two ok sleepy time now for me bye.

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If you hear screaming in the middle of the night, it's because I found Narnia or Hogwarts or something. Don't be alarmed. 

I guess so. Have fun with your little adventures at least.

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...I'm Charlie.

Oh.

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sigh i should probably sleep soon bc it's 1:30 and i have school tomorrow. dies.

(my classes are kind of easy tomorrow but whatevs)

one more round of replies then off to dreamland with the kelli.

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That sounds incredibly exciting, as a matter of fact. You really never know what you're gonna find. 

Try getting your eyes clawed out and not being able to see anything but darkness. Yeah—This house really is awesome.

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I'm sure there's probably about fifty bathrooms. Just keep opening doors until you find one.

It’s pretty insane. I don’t think I’m ever going to be able to find my way to the bathroom without wetting myself. 

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If I got paid for that kind of thing, I'd own a house bigger than this.

I didn’t know that was a job. Do you get paid for it?

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It's thrilling. I mean, you could stumble on fucking Narnia in here. 

Okay I can agree with the sex and chocolate thing, but I don’t get why you would want to get lost…

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Convincing you that you are, in fact, incredibly lame and have no sense of adventure. 

What job?

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I don't even...what planet are you from?

For fucks sake,

It wasn’t an insult, it’s a fact. And I’ll have one of the dirtier maids chill you a decent amount - it’ll be better than looking in a mirror for you.