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[charlie-coolio-cook]

Well, I suppose it's been rubbing somewhere, dear. 

[private] It's hopeless. Absolutely hopeless.

That sounds…unbelievably sexy. Clearly my bad influence has been rubbing off on you.

[charlie-coolio-cook]

Oh, as innocent as I seem, my mind seems to have started playing rather cruel games. One of which being where I give you a wonderful tingling feeling throughout your body, just from simple touches. Of course, I build it up, more and more until you can't bear it anymore.  

[private] It's hopeless. Absolutely hopeless.

That’s sounds wonderful. Exotic, though? Interesting…how exotic are we talking here?

[charlie-coolio-cook]

Now, aren't you adorably sweet. I could dunk you in my tea. 

I was thinking...perhaps a long night in, I can make you a drink and then...I could treat you to something a little more...exotic. 

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I just hate it when people are mean to you, even if I realize they’re just jealous they can’t be every bit as lovely as you are. 

Oh yes? How do you plan to do that?

[charlie-coolio-cook]

It's hopeless. Absolutely hopeless.

Old and senile. Good to know St. James’ taste in anything continues to be deplorable.

[charlie-coolio-cook]

Oh, he's absolutely a Sweetheart. Not to everybody, I admit, but to me, definitely. And indeed, we're going to England soon. It was a rocky road to get to this stage, but yet here we are with this divine connection keeping us together. 

It's hopeless. Absolutely hopeless.

St. James, excuse me…Sweetheart’s declaration about going to England. And here I thought he was storytelling. I’m sure he knows exactly what he’s saying and trust me, he’s no sweetheart.

[charlie-coolio-cook]

Insult me? Oh, Darling, heavens no! I'm not offended in the least, of course, I'm not quite the walking-stick-bound-old-man, I'm more of the cool 'back in my day' man that's simply referring to the 90s. 

However, I do appreciate you becoming a night in shining armour and coming to my rescue, dear. I'll definitely have to make it up you.

It's hopeless. Absolutely hopeless.

Charlie, ignore him. Clearly he’s feeling particularly and fittingly inadequate as a human being today and has decided to take it out on everyone. 

Though if he insults you again, he will find it difficult to move at all, much less attempt to bring his pathetic show choir back from absolute failure.

[charlie-coolio-cook]

Explains...pardon? I don't quite understand what you're implying. I believe that fighting is rather pointless; I understand Sweetheart's ways, but he doesn't mean it. Or...perhaps he does but doesn't know how to phrase it. 

It's hopeless. Absolutely hopeless.

England? That certainly explains a lot… And why should I do as you say? You’re no teacher of mine. Besides, Jesse pursued this “jolly fight”. I am simply defending myself.

[charlie-coolio-cook]

...Grandfather? Oh, no chap, you seem to be mistaken. Call me Charlie. I'm an English teacher at WMHS, well, that is until I depart back to England. But before I do, perhaps this jolly fighting could take a back seat? 

It's hopeless. Absolutely hopeless.

Jesse, kindly tell your grandfather to stay out of this.

[charlie-coolio-cook]

Now, now boys. Let's be civil. 

It's hopeless. Absolutely hopeless.

Hardly. If I find sleep too hard to come by I ask my boyfriend to put his arms around me. It’s nice having him physically here whenever I need him.

The difference is that mine doesn’t look it. Trying is the key word there.

[charlie-coolio-cook]

My sister, brother-in-law and I. <3

[charlie-coolio-cook]

I love you too. The feeling is very mutual. It's not the same without you. 

It's no bother, I understand why you reacted that way. I should have told you from the beginning. 

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That sounds wonderful. 

I love you. And I’ve missed you so much. 

I’m sorry for being…the way I am.

[charlie-coolio-cook]

You're more than welcome. Now, if you don't mind, I have a rather special plan for us. Perhaps we could spend the night together, I miss you in my arms; we can stay there until late morning before going to a cafe and avoiding any food cooked by myself. 

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Of course, absolutely. So long as you’ll have me.

[charlie-coolio-cook]

Apologies for the cafuffle. I don't think you realise how ecstatic I am to go to England now. However, first things first. 

Perhaps, you would care to be my boyfriend again?

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Yes! You’re so silly. I would’ve agreed to come if you had just asked me in the first place.

[charlie-coolio-cook]

You...really? 

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Of course, Charlie. Of course I will.

[charlie-coolio-cook]

...Come with me. 

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I love you. I want to be with you. I don’t care if we’re here. I don’t care if we’re in London or in the desert or…wherever. I don’t care. You think my job and Broadway means more to me than you? That it ever could?