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@charlieinthemix: bro you should not be allowed to give a man that sexy a baby.

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Had a surprise visit from @camilarod and the kids. Ana and Hen hit it off so now I guess my niece likes him more than me.

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Jessie Murph - Blue Strips

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TEXTING: ELODIE

Charlie: idgi what does that mean

Charlie: well i’m glad 2 have whatever family i can get. ur all important asf to me so

Charlie: hahaha

Charlie: making me blush and shit

Charlie: shes cute but u know i don’t do that kinda thing

Charlie: oh shit

Charlie: guess everyone’s fam is kinda fucked up huh

TEXTING: CHARLIE

Elodie: u know what i am asking don’t be dumb!!!!!!

Elodie: she’s like. really pretty n cool n stuff

Elodie: well she’s dumb. that’s dumb. the idea of u all alone n stuff makes me really sad

Elodie: idkkkk

Elodie: wish that snowboard accident killed me <3

Elodie: idk prolly not

Elodie: he has enough going on rnnn

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TEXTING: ELODIE Charlie: i have no idea what u mean Charlie: yeah shes rlly fun to be around Charlie: yeah but im not alone anymore Charlie: i got u nd thats alll i need babe Charlie: NO NOT ALLOWED Charlie: does he??? Charlie: idk he and olly seem p happy

TEXTING: CHARLIE

Elodie: u know what i am asking don’t be dumb!!!!!!

Elodie: she’s like. really pretty n cool n stuff

Elodie: well she’s dumb. that’s dumb. the idea of u all alone n stuff makes me really sad

Elodie: idkkkk

Elodie: wish that snowboard accident killed me <3

Elodie: idk prolly not

Elodie: he has enough going on rnnn

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TEXTING: ELODIE Charlie: r we...?? ;) Charlie: idk maybe my mom thought i'd be better off Charlie: nothing they're jst not 9-5 ig Charlie: not that i see u in a boring job Charlie: could teddy hook u up?

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Elodie: oh!

Elodie: yeah she’s gorgeous

Elodie: are u guys ?

Elodie: to give up a baby????????? wtf no they just SUCK

Elodie: what’s wrong w music and acting

Elodie: i mean i’m not good at those but still

Elodie: isn’t she also friends w musicians n actors n like. writers

Elodie: i ain’t doing all that

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TEXTING: ELODIE Charlie: i dunno Charlie: i've been hanging out with rip a lot recently Charlie: it's okay bby Charlie: i'm sure they had a good reason Charlie: besides u guys are my family now :) Charlie: idk music stuff, acting, drug dealing? Charlie: her friends all have respectable ass jobs lol

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Elodie: like who tho

Elodie: it’s cool

Elodie: i’m sorry about ur dad

Elodie: your parents were dumb to give you away

Elodie: they don’t know how lucky the rest of us who know u are

Elodie: wtf are your friends doing that’s not normal

Elodie: oh maybe yeah ig

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TEXTING: ELODIE Charlie: idk i find lots of people cute :) Charlie: yeah i'm sorry babe. Charlie: none of my friends have normal jobs otherwise i would offer to help lol Charlie: i could ask amy if she knows anything goin?

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Elodie: oh 👀

Elodie: yeah well

Elodie: tbf he doesn’t scare me i just don’t like how he is with théo

Elodie: he can’t be himself at home ygm

Elodie: which is why my ass needs money FAST so i can move us out lol

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TEXTING: ELODIE Charlie: hahahaha behave!! Charlie: i dunno maybeee 👀 Charlie: ur grown adults u shouldnt have 2 b scared of ur dad like that Charlie: idk ik its easier said than done Charlie: i never had a dad so idk lol Charlie: i just wish he could see how cool his kids r

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Elodie: omg sharing is caring?

Elodie: job applications, weed and a little head 2nite queen?

Elodie: idk u gotta at least find some people hot ur not exactly a prude

Elodie: i should but idk théo doesn’t like it when i go against dads wishes ygm

Elodie: charlie baby

Elodie: umm he’d probably be more than mean so just leave it lol

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TEXTING: ELODIE Charlie: it is Charlie: not that i kno from time spent with sexy marcus Charlie: bsides who says i have my eye on anyone hmmm Charlie: it's ok bb Charlie: idk call me a femminist but i think u should be able to do whatever u want ever Charlie: i'd be mean back Charlie: i dont like the guy lol

TEXTING: CHARLIE

Elodie: sounds kinda gay to me idk!

Elodie: tbf head while high sounds like a dream

Elodie: but fine fine fine who are u making eyes at if not sexy marcus

Elodie: i know u doooo sorry i’m just mad at my dad lmao

Elodie: yeah n i nearly died. like idc it’s still fun but i TECHNICALLY am banned from ever snowboarding again? not that i listen but yk. not rly an ideal job when it’s a secret

Elodie: babe yeah no don’t do that

Elodie: he can be kinda mean

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TEXTING: ELODIE Charlie: maybe he has a soft spot for cute boys with huge biceps and pretty eyes idk Charlie: nah the vibes are getting high nd talking about music. and now a dog is there Charlie: i surf and i think it's a sport?? Charlie: u did all ur snow stuff Charlie: it's 2025 bro Charlie: tell him to stop being so homophobic an chug a huge dick Charlie: actuallly i'll tell him

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Elodie: not u though

Elodie: or henry

Elodie: or that dante guy lol u know the really hot one henry was dating? mega smash

Elodie: idk!!!!! u made the vibes sound SEXY

Elodie: sports? surfing isn’t a sport just ask my dad lmaoooo

Elodie: fr if he did i think he’d be happier loooolll that man hates gay ppl more than anyone

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TEXTING: ELODIE Charlie: he kinda looks at everyone like that dw Charlie: hendrix??? oh man hendrix is the BEST Charlie: ELODIE Charlie: NAHHH Charlie: idk his deal like that Charlie: ur hella smart. ur good at sports, ur bi lingual! Charlie: yeah well ur dad chugs huge dick

TEXTING: CHARLIE

Elodie: idk he just kinda stares at me like he thinks im gna kill his dog

Elodie: speaking of what’s up w that. he doesn’t seem like a dog guy

Elodie: wait his SWEET SPOT FHDJDKD ARE U FUCKING HOT PRODUCER MARCUS

Elodie: aw thx char 🙈🙈 lowk why am i blushing

Elodie: what skills lmaooo

Elodie: ur gonna need to elaborate if you wanna convince me i’m worth more than my body soz

Elodie: dad always says i’m just coasting on my appearance lmao

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TEXTING: ELODIE Charlie: i don't think he thinks that loool Charlie: marcus is sweet u just gotta tap into his sweet spot u kno Charlie: yeah!!! u got nice eyes. :) Charlie: that's not tru tho you've got loads of skills Charlie: hahaha nah Charlie: you've got way more going 4 u babes Charlie: get urself a better job

TEXTING: CHARLIE

Elodie: QTs :)))) i like marcus even tho i think he thinks i am a plague on his life

Elodie: idk what’s wrong w being a bit tipsy when embarrassing myself 4 employers

Elodie: :))) thx baby ur soooo 🥵

Elodie: wait fr? that’s rly cute :) nobody’s ever complimented my eyes char!!!!

Elodie: idk i don’t exactly have any skills bar being hot lmao

Elodie: like what? drug dealer? escort 😌😌😌

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TEXTING: ELODIE Charlie: oh haha shit guess i am spending too much time w marcus Charlie: vodka w job applications? i thought we were grown ups miss elodie Charlie: fine ur nips would look sooo good under a spotlight Charlie: but so would ur eyes Charlie: see? gentleman Charlie: im sure theres other better jobs u could do tho

TEXTING: CHARLIE

Elodie: v v smart bby

Elodie: aww thanks cutie

Elodie: yeahhhh i guess he is! idk :)

Elodie: init? ok british king we get it ur obsessed w marcus

Elodie: tea? mary poppins ass bring in the vodka u freak

Elodie: i don’t need a gentleman charlie i need a hot guy to tell me if my nips would look good under a spotlight ffs

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TEXTING: ELODIE Charlie: hahaha maybe ur right. maybe i'm smarter than i give myself credit 4 Charlie: u don't need to trick boys tho. ur a very cool girl, els Charlie: well if he's srs about her thats nice Charlie: init :) Charlie: yea ofc!! idk how helpful i'll be Charlie: i can like... make cups of tea and provide moral support or w/e Charlie: ur plenty hot. i'm sure ur boobs r good 2 i dont look imma gentleman :)

TEXTING: CHARLIE

Elodie: if i was able to trick boys like u the. We would be having a very diff convo rn bb

Elodie: ur also not stupid so :)

Elodie: théo is great like don’t get me wronggggg. he’s bby but idk ig i didn’t think she was his type but ig idk him as well as i thought

Elodie: wow ur so charming 🙄

Elodie: oh wait rly? yes pls lmao i’m drowning

Elodie: aw thx bby :))

Elodie: i mean u need great tits and to be a rly specific kind of hot too but idk

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TEXTING: ELODIE Charlie: i dont think ur pathetc i think ur smart and able to trick stupid boys like me Charlie: wdym? théo's sick. how could any1 do better than théo Charlie: ohhh u sick freak lol Charlie: come get ur bikini x Charlie: i can help u apply 4 jobs if u want Charlie: yeah tbh Charlie: ur a good dancer nd athletic af Charlie: that's all u need rlly

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Elodie: how lowkey pathetic do u think i am HELLO??????

Elodie: hey keeley isn’t just That Girl shes v sweet and can do better than my silly brother

Elodie: idk how u get ur kicks babe maybe for weird horny reasons so u can daydream about me duh

Elodie: yes actually i am just applying for jobs n its sooooooo boring i lowkey would rather be anywhere else

Elodie: do u think i would be a good stripper lmaoooo

Elodie: jk obviiiii

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TEXTING: ELODIE Charlie: leaving smth so u have an excuse to come out? that trick Charlie: he's still hung up on that girl? ohhh man they r serious serious huh Charlie: well, more elodie time 4 me! Charlie: loool ye that one Charlie: what use do u think i'd have for your bikini bb Charlie: i can't fill that shit out Charlie: u wanna come get it? if théo is sooo busy

TEXTING: CHARLIE

Elodie: boy what trick exactly do u think i was going for

Elodie: p sure théo is too busy hanging out w keeley to have time for me btw but thx

Elodie: i acc was looking for my lil sunflower one is it that one??????????

Elodie: i look so good in that baby u cannot keep that

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TEXT: ELODIE

Charlie: u left ur bikini here the other day Charlie: oldest trick in the book baby girl Charlie: u dont have to keep leaving shit u and théo are welcome here literally whenever lol