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Reggie: Just be casual. Try some light flirting.

Alex: Okay.. I can do that

[Later]

Willie: Haha high five!

Willie: *high fives Alex*

Alex, intertwining their fingers: I'm in love with you

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Reggie: So, Alex, do you have a crush on anyone?

Alex: The only crush I have is this crushing anxiety.

Alex: Also Willie.

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Reggie: What’s your biggest fear?

Julie: I’m incredibly arachnophobic.

Reggie, under his breath: You don’t want spiders to get married?

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Luke: What up?

Alex: We're back.

Bobby/Trevor: I literally went to your funerals. You died. You were dead.

Reggie: Death is a social construct.

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Alex: Fuck capitalism. It's a rigged system that keeps people poor and it isn't fair. You shouldn't need to work three jobs to afford basic necessities.

Alex, playing Monopoly: Sorry, if you wanted to win you should have tried not being poor.

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Reggie: You call it a "near death experience" but I call it a vibe check from god

Julie: But you did die

Alex: We didn't survive the vibe check

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Luke: Today is the worst day ever.

Reggie: Is it because we died of street dogs and missed the last twenty five years?

Alex: No, it’s because it’s a little humid— YES IT'S BECAUSE WE DIED OF STREET DOGS AND MISSED THE LAST TWENTY FIVE YEARS!!!

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Willie: hi, I like your shirt

Alex: thanks, I died in it

Alex, to Luke and Reggie: I dIeD iN iT?!? Why would I say that?!?!

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Nick: Julie we should be together

Julie: (not wanting to hurt his feelings) Nick I’m not sure-

Nick: If there is any reason me and Julie should not be together send us a sign

* Luke who has been observing this interaction the whole time launches himself across the room to push all the books off of the piano *

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Caleb: I’m here to force you guys into being my ghost boyband

Luke: I’ll have to ask Julie

Caleb: it’s not a cho-

Luke: she said no

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Luke: And what do we say when something doesn't go our way?

Alex: That's homophobic.

Luke: No.

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me patiently waiting for confirmation of jatp s2 even though it’s only been a month since the release and i realize im getting too attached to the characters to let them go

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Reggie: I don’t know why everyone is always fighting over top and bottom? I’d be happy just to have a bunk bed.

Julie:

Alex:

Luke: *wants to say something*

Alex: Luke-

Luke: I’m going to tell him.

Julie: Don’t you dare!

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“Feelin better. We’re holding Jer, he’s a little washed out. Don’t worry, we called mads right before.”

owenjoyner via instagram (october 19, 2020)

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Julie: What state are you in?

Alex: Constant anxiety.

Luke: Denial.

Flynn: Perfection.

Reggie:

Reggie: California?

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Reggie, after Luke basically kissed him:

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flynn: why are your ghost bandmates sitting with their backs to each other?

julie: they had a fight

flynn: then why are they holding hands?

julie: they get sad when they fight