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I literally heard myself wheeze at one point reading these. 😂









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And I confessed, confessed to you Riding shotgun underneath the purple skies And we danced, we danced
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the workday/weekend ratio is so off. like ethically.
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please look at this graffiti my sister saw in paris

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if it’s called house of leaves why don’t they just “leave” the “house?” are they stupid? ¹
¹ “Is He Stupid? / Is She Smart? / Are They Stupid?” Know Your Meme, March 16, 2023. https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/is-he-stupid-is-she-smart-are-they-stupid. The phrasal template "Is he stupid?" was popularized in February 2023, when reddit.com user "Encajado" posted an image to the subreddit r/BatmanArkham with the caption "Why doesn't Batman just call the Justice League for help? Is he stupid?"
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why does my mother suddenly fail kindergarten whenever she tries to do anything on the computer
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You ever hear a song so good you gotta restart it before it even finish
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btw if you are friends with someone and you have the kind of dynamic where you can tease each other you also need to be nice. just so we're all aware. you also have to be nice with your words on top of it. like with your words. use your words. you should tell them with your words when you like something about them. if you are scared of being too sincere or vulnerable that is not an excuse to not be nice to someone. also you should work on that. ok are we all on the same page
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