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Steve, for some reason, going viral and getting very famous very fast. People on the internet find out pretty soon that he is married and his socials get flooded with "can your husband fight" comments.

Eddie, the husband in question, posts a video fighting the air. (He is very bad at it)

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The party, of course, immediately accepted Will and Robin when they came out. Dustin couldn't help but ask the question because he's a nosy little shit.

Dustin: *looking at Robin* If you had to pick a man, though, who would you go for?

Robin: Steve. No contest. Only in a parallel universe, though. And parallel me still has to like women. There's no universe where I'm straight. Not that I have anything against heterosexuality.

Steve: Eddie. *everyone stares at him* Oh, was that question not directed at both of us?

Eddie: It's okay, big boy. If I were gay, I'd go for you, too.

Argyle: *whispering* Oh, man, Steve and Eddie don't know about bisexuality.

Steve: You whispered that to me.

Argyle: Oh, sorry. *turns to Jonathan* Oh, man, Steve and Eddie don't know that bisexuality exists.

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modern au where Steve works at Scoops Ahoy posts a video ranting about this rude asshole customer who wasted his time and Eddie duets it playing guitar over it to make it sound like a dramatic monologue

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Modern au Robin and Steve do the hear me out cake thing. Steve puts down a picture of Corroded Coffin frontman Eddie Munson in creepy monster prosthetic make-up from one of their music videos prompting Robin to go "ew ew ew why did you have to use that picture??"

Steve: ??? Because this is a "hear me out" cake and not "objectively hot man" cake

Robin: idk he's got that pale gremlin thing going on, you could have used any other photo-

Steve: YOU TAKE THAT BACK

Robin: just because you've had a crush on him since high sc-

Steve quickly reaches for her then there's a hard cut. They stand side by side, both of their hair is messy, there's a rip in the shoulder of Robin's button up, they both have streaks of frosting on their faces. The cake is mostly fine but the spot where Eddie's skewer was placed looks like someone clawed it out then patted it back down. His picture is still there but pretty wrinkly. They keep going like nothing happened.

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steddies child on tiktok doing the “my dad was the original teenage dirtbag” trend and all the comments are thirsting over him ofc but then there’s steve. this kids literally dad. going fucking insane and embarrassing his kid bc he’s just thirsting over his husband like “oooooh mygodddd i forgot holy shit he was so hot how did i bag him oh my god that’s my husband dude fuuuuck oh my god” and steddies kid just replies liek “dad if you don’t gET OUT IF MY COMMENTS” and it makes the tiktok go viral and everyone’s like “other dad reveal IMMEDIATELY” and so the kid posts pics of them together from the 80s and 90s and. the crowd goes wild. everyone and their moms are thirsting over this kids parents and they regret every decision they’ve ever made.

*also in the comments of the tiktok with pics of both of them. eddie is there freaking the fuck out over old pics of steve and he DOES cry seeing the pictures of them from when they were kids. he cries so much. he gets so emotional.

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Dustin, during the two-hour car ride with Steve: You have to ask Robin out! She’s awesome! She’s great!

Steve: Stop. I’m not dating Robin. Cut it out. We’re Platonic friends—with a capital P.

Dustin: But whyyy?!

Steve: Okay, that’s it. I… I like someone else.

Dustin: Awesome! Who is she? Ask her out! Come on!

Steve: I can’t.

Dustin: Sure you can! Who is she?

Steve: I can’t…

Dustin, for the next 30 minutes: Who is she? Who is she? Who is she?

Steve, finally snapping: EDDIE! It’s EDDIE, okay? Now stop. And I can’t ask him out.

Dustin, without missing a beat: Cool! Eddie’s cool. Just don’t do it on Thursday—we’ve got a game.

Steve, spiraling: I… wait… you… sorry, what? Please don’t tell Eddie. Please. Why are you reacting like this? I like Eddie. He’s a guy. Isn’t that… weird?

Dustin, absolutely floored: Steve. We’ve been to the Upside Down. We’ve fought Russians. Mind control. Interdimensional hell. Kids with psychic powers used as weapons. And you think this is the weird part? Dude, are you okay?

Steve: ...

Dustin, for the rest of the ride: You gotta ask Eddie out! He’s awesome! He’s great!

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Don’t Mind Me Sharing these pictures of BJ/Alex In Lydia’s dress bc he looks SO pretty in it

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Can we talk about how every version of Beetlejuice has some sort of cowboy form

There's nothing else to this post I just really enjoy CowboyJuice

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Realll

I need more beetlejuice the musical pookies who are 18+ and also not beetlebabes cause that’s gross

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I need more beetlejuice the musical pookies who are 18+ and also not beetlebabes cause that’s gross

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wip of……. them

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People who act like jonmichael is ooc nonsense baffle me like is there anything more queer than "I’ve come to a decision, Archivist.  I’m going to kill you...Before I do, however, I want you to understand… even if it does go against my nature. So. Ask your questions."

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You can tear poly ships from TMA from my cold dead hands

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Mr Elvis werent you dead

I got better