Too sassy for you. Loser in real life PansexualGet the f**k over it. I really love cats I have a severe case of Wanderlust.
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talking to my gay self
me: what if someone asks if I'm gay
me: I can't give a straight answer
me: *laughs maniacally*
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What do you call a fake noodle?
An impasta.
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I went for a job as a gold prospector...
but it didn’t pan out.
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you’ve heard of emotionally stable people, now get ready for
me
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NOTHING BETTER THAN SHOWERING AND PUTTING ON A BIG TSHIRT AND GETTING INTO BED WITH CLEAN SHEETS LITERALLY NOTHING DON’T FIGHT ME ON THIS
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say I won’t
A nigga that will (via yungsvk)
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me: it appears this friend of mine has another friend
me: looks like they never cared about me and they hate me :)
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