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Weapons training, set on fire and embroidered clothing. Being a circus performer was weird

Yet another hyper-specific poll

Yes, I promise these are all real things that have happened to me/I have done

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If you didn't want to be assimilated into my found family then you should have killed me when you had the chance

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Where do you see yourself in 5 years?

Look buddy, i’m just trying to make it to Friday.

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This is a kind of meaningful what has never clicked for me as an artist.

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Where do you see yourself in 5 years?

Look buddy, i’m just trying to make it to Friday.

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dealing with the worst case scenario

your condom breaks

you feel a lump on your breast

your friends are ignoring you

you’re stranded on an island 

you got rejected by a crush

you get into a car accident

you got stung by a bee/wasp

you got fired from your job

you’re in an earthquake

your tattoo gets infected

your house is on fire

you’re lost in the woods

you get arrested abroad

you get robbed

your partner cheated on you

you’re on a ship that’s sinking

you fall into ice

you’re stuck in an elevator

you hit a deer with your car

you have food poisoning

your pet passed away

you fall off of a horse

you or your friend has alcohol poisoning

you have toxic shock syndrome

your house has a gas leak

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Reblog for a larger sample size for no sample size at all, because obviously nobody will vote

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I finally got polls!

Since posts can run for a full week I wanted to see how this spreads

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Where do you see yourself in 5 years?

Look buddy, i’m just trying to make it to Friday.

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these pizzas are in fighting for their lives in the artic rn

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