charredpeaches
charredpeaches
He Can’t Handle All That
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taffy - 22 - she/they - desi - autistic - tags: peachtalks, peachasks- once wrote a 15 paged paper about manic pixie dream girls
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charredpeaches · 2 months ago
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random things abt charred peaches:
peach has a moderate-ish tiktok following i wanna say 2-3k because thats actually a "normal sized" acc on that app but yeah anyway she mostly posts outfit and aesthetic stuff and general normal girl things does that make sense.
anyway she has forced charlie into videos and like you know how charlie is a general stick in the mud and says no she forces him anyway she do not gaf. like i dont think you can force a grown man to wear a halloween costume but you can most certainly drag a grown man into a tiktok even if all he does is glare at the camera (i know from personal experience!)
anyway she tries to make him do the apple dance and hot to go but his ass is NOT doing it but she's posting it anyway and just mentions her boyfriend is a dick LOL. he literally just keeps his hand in his pockets and grumbles and looks away and says this is stupid on camera and she does not care if anyting its amusing to her. he's the poor victim of tiktok relationship analysis by a few stray commenters.
i think she'd do cute couple trends too but the ones where you catch them off guard if that makes sense i cant think of one off the top of my head NOT PRANKS idk how to explain it. but yeah sometimes he'll barge into in ootd video unintentionally or she'll post a brief clip of them holding hands aw cute.
she has a normal car but the inside is decked out with fluffy pink covers and dangly plush chains and since charlie is a canonical passenger princess she picks him up from work sometimes and she'll play the most embarassing song for him because she can (well its embarassing for HIM because its far from his music taste.)
I think they would agree on SOME music but not a lot of it at ALL theyd diverge a lot. and he'd feel uncomfortable whenever she's blasting cupcakke in the car while they're driving home.
she can't force him into an outfit (we know charles) but maybe? nails??? matching?????
they probably watch brokeback mountain and she sobs at the end and he’s like not wanting to admit it made him sad so he’s like “its better than i expected i guess..”
charlie is probably into slashers and gore stuff he doesn’t like slow movies at all so he makes her watch one and is surprised by how decently she can handle it except she tells him st the end she isnt a fan and he’s like “damn that sucks” but also offends him by calling it slop “what but like-but the shots are so cool” “girl its all shock content I could hardly call this art” “you cant see past the gore dude” “whatever man”
peach explains internet drama to him that he doesnt know like he’s 5 and he does the same back. They are on different sides of the internet. Like charlie probably knows all the yourube drama regarding like video games but she knows about the beauty guru stuff
there is this false idea that charlie only likes Americans food but considering he likes century eggs something thats pretty hard for americans to eat I think he does appreciate exotic food and peach would make a lot from her culture and i do think he’d enjoy it even if the spice level is crazy
at the same time tho she cant stand super greasy stuff and prefers the “healthjunk” things he hates which annoys him
if u dont know peach has a cat named spongebob who hates everyone but he warms up to charlie who is secretly very pleased by this
charlie judges her every single time she gets a jelly donut. theyre her favorite and he can not fathom it at all.
[art by leechez on twitter]
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If you see this you're legally obligated to rant about your f/o(s), whether it be in the tags or in an ask :3 /silly /nf
DNI: Proshippers
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charredpeaches · 2 months ago
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the ULTIMATE f/o infodumping ask game!
(this is gonna be a long one...)
🍓 - disregarding the career your f/o currently has, what other career would they consider going into, if given the chance?
🍒 - if your f/o and you spend a day doing anything, anything at all, what would they do and why?
🍎 - what's your f/o's favorite drink? any drink, alcoholic or non alcoholic!
🍉 - is your f/o religious? what's their opinion on religion or spirituality?
🍑 - is your f/o more comfortable giving or receiving gifts? why? do they have any preferences on gifts they like receiving?
🍊 - if you asked your f/o to peel an orange for you, what would they do?
🥭 - did your f/o have stuffed animals growing up? do they still have stuffed animals? do they have a favorite?
🍍 - if you could change any one thing about your f/os backstory/character, what would you change? why?
🍌 - does your f/o have a vendetta against The Big Light™? what kind of lighting do they prefer?
🍋 - if your f/o could change one thing about themselves, what would they change and why?
🍋‍🟩 - is your f/o superstitious? is there any habits they follow or quirks they have to follow said superstitions? like not opening umbrellas indoors to avoid back luck?
🍈 - does your f/o believe in fate? do they thing everything is preplanned out by the universe or a higher power, or do they think that the idea of fate is bogus? why?
🍏 - if you have any queer headcanons for your f/o, how did they realize they were queer?
🍐 - does your f/o have any nervous ticks or idle quirks they do? like mindlessly tapping on a desk or fiddling with their hair when they're stressed?
🥝 - would your f/o ever let you do their make-up? what does their make-up process look like? is it simple? complex?
🫒 - what kind of hugger is your f/o? do they give good hugs? do they like hugs? do they like receiving hugs?
🫐 - is your f/o more of a writer or an artist? would you say your f/o is more left or right brained?
🍇 - if you and your f/o never met, what do you think your f/o would be doing right now?
🥥 - what hobbies does your f/o have? is there any hobby they would like to get into that they haven't tried out yet? what is it?
🍅 - if your f/o could buy you any gift in the world, whether it exists or not, what would they buy you? or, if they could make you something, what would it be?
🌶️ - does your f/o have any remedies they follow when they get sick? like taking a shot of whiskey to get rid of a fever?
🫚 - is your f/o a picky eater? is there any foods they will not under any circumstances, gun to their head, eat?
🥕 - when your f/o was little, did they dislike vegetables? do they still dislike them?
🧅 - what makes your f/o cry? do they get emotional at sad movies or books? do they only get emotional under very rare circumstances?
🌽 - does your f/o have a favorite animal? what is it? are they scared of any animals?
🥦 - does your f/o have any pet peeves? things that just really really get on their nerves? what are they and why?
🥒 - what's your f/o afraid of? do they have any phobias? anything minor they're scared of?
🥬 - what are some beige flags your f/o has? so, not bad, but not nessecarily good either. just. "oh. you do This."
🫛 - how does your f/o feel about pet names or nicknames? do they like them? hate them? what are their favorites and least favorites to be called and to use?
🫑 - how does your f/o feel about death? are they afraid of it? is there anything specific they'd like to do before they die?
🥑 - is there any niche topics your f/o is interested in? what are they and why do they like them?
🍠 - what are a few of your f/os favorite pastimes or things that they do when they're bored?
🍆 - does your f/o have a favorite scent? why is it their favorite? do they have a least favorite scent?
🧄 - does your f/o have any allergies? food or otherwise?
🥔 - does your f/o have any food dishes they make often? is there any foods you make for your f/o that they enjoy?
🍄‍🟫 - if your f/o could be any mythological species, what would they be? if your f/o is already a mythological species, would they ever want to be human?
I recommend practicing reblog karma ! people love infodumping about their f/os :) I also recommend sending more than one emoji at a time,,, there are Many here...!!!
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charredpeaches · 2 months ago
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f/o ask game : easter & spring edition !
reminder to practice reblog karma! if you want to send an anon ask on a blog but they have anons off, you can shoot me an ask to send the anonymous message for you! :)
🐇 -> you bring home a pet bunny to surprise your f/o! how do they react? (or are they the one to bring home the bunny?)
🥚 -> egg hunt time! who finds the most eggs? is your f/o really good at spotting them or are they cluelessly running around?
🍫 -> what kind of sweets would your f/o get you? what kind would you get them? would they try to steal your candy and/or vice versa?
🌼 -> the peak of spring is here, and that means flowers are blooming! what kind of flowers would you associate with your f/o? what flowers would they associate with you?
🥕 -> what kind of easter meal would you and your f/o make? something light? something big and extravagant? something with a lot of eggs?
🧺 - the peak of spring often brings spring cleaning. how organized is your f/o usually? how do they help with cleaning your space, and how do you help cleaning with theirs? how do you both make it bearable with each other?
🐝 -> bugs are coming back in full swing. how does your f/o feel about bugs? do they like them? are they scared of them? are they annoying to them?
🌱 -> freebie question! ask & answer anything you'd like! :)
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charredpeaches · 2 months ago
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all about clementine! (charred peaches baby!)
she was an accident baby, but they both decided to keep her because they were pretty well into their relationship at this point, had a house, and were kinda bored of just being bum adults
she was born in spring, and looked like a newborn puppy (pink nose, closed eyes, downy fur). the moment charlie saw her, he was enamoured. he was basically born to be a girldad anyway.
she was like raising a puppy and toddler (ever seen wolf children?) teething specifically was horrible, she ruined so much furniture and a lot of charlie’s clothes
charlie carried her around a lot when she was a baby, taking her around to do normal things like playing video games (on his leg or chest as he uses the controller) or walking around smiling friends hq with her strapped
peach is more of an authorative and realistic parent, but she’s not less fun. she’s more likely to teach clem, taking her to museums or talking to her about bugs at the park. she likes to talk to her like an adult, explaining to her why she needs to do things like be healthy
charlie is the fun parent and treats her like a “little buddy”, sometimes forgetting he has to parent. but he’s going to be there for her and cheer her up when she falls from her bike and scrapes her knee, acting like a real dad
speaking of girldad, he doesn’t adore her girly interests but like with his girlfriend, he may endulge. he can’t say no to her big puppy eyes as she begs her dad to join a tea party as “princess charles the fifthtenth”
he loves her little paws and misses them as she gets older. he would hold her paws and revel in how much smaller she was overall
movie nights are big with this family. charlie, peach, and clementine sleeping together in bed all cuddled up, with the movie playing in the background as more white noise now. peach is sleeping on charlie’s shoulder and charlie’s dozing off on the couch snoring, while clementine is curled up on their laps, hugging the popcorn bowl with her tail wrapped around her
as clem gets older, she and charlie bond over video games. he’d teach her young about them, and if she liked girly ones he’d play with her no problem but he also teaches her shooters (peach is fine with it, better to play with dad than with randos online)
they have a little minecraft server together i think and clementine has her own room but they made her a bed in charlie’s cause she likes being with her dad
charlie is the: “hey kiddo whatcha got there” and peach is the “how was school today baby” you get what i mean
when he brings her as a baby to sf headquarters, pim is like “oh how lovely she’s so sweet” and allan kinda sticks his nose up but she grabs his snozz a lot and he’s like “ew” but tolerates it cause well she’s a baby and she’s scared of boss which upsets him but whatever
she’s a mama’s girl too, but she has a soft spot in her dad’s heart. i could see charlie getting older and growing a stubble and being more dad like and not abandoning his party life or nonchalantless but adapting it with being a dad. he’s like a frat dad to me
peach isnt super maternal to me its not like she doesnt adore her daughter she does but she’s less of a traditional mom if that makes sense. she’s always been a realist so if baby clem is fussy for example she does get upset but she also knows babies are like that. charlie is like legitimately upset she’s upset and goes a little crazy and she’s like “hey its okay she probably just needs a diaper change”
she only gets severely worried when clem is severely sick or hurt which makes charlie feel bad too cause now his wife (not married but he kinda views her as wife lol) is upset too
she got the flu once and coughed and sneezed and she stayed up all night making sure she was okay while charlie kept a close eye too even if he’s yawning cause he values his sleep and rlly wants to but yknow his kid
she also does kinda get bouts of post partum esp newborn clem who is extremely fussy and whiny as like a baby puppy, also teething sucks and made breastfeeding awful (lots of ice to boobs that charlie helped press on)
she likes “uncle pim” snd when she gets taller than him it makes her so happy because she can hug him real tight but she also misses when pim could hold her and spin her around and she felt smaller
whenever her mom or dad kiss her forehead she closes her eyes and her tail wags really hard
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[all art by leechez on twitter]
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charredpeaches · 2 months ago
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Herobrine being cuddled by Ghastlings :0
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Im sure Hero secretly loves it tho :3
With the Ghastling, do we now have the full Ghast lifespan?! :000
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charredpeaches · 2 months ago
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Do u have anything for smoky peaches? (Like lore, fun facts, etc) If so, I would love to hear it! \(^▽^)/
yeah i got a few things! there isnt any art of them but id love to try the fnf style once i get my ipsd back :3 (note that peach is actually a human in this one…kinda you’ll see)
lore:
pico’s a hitman, and peach was originally one of his hits. he wasn’t sure why he had to kill some random chick-but money is money!
when he finds her she’s already doing terribly (living in a shitty apartment, shitty job, just ran off from her shitty mad scientist dad that made her and a shitty ex. just shitty circumstances overall)
so she just snaps when he starts tryna shoot at her and he realizes why she’s been assigned a hit because she starts transforming into a much taller werewolf (looks more like a furry to him though, not that he’d know)
if this was a fnf mod this would be where the song starts because she just starts venting and going crazy and he’s in geniunely too much shock from how crazy she’s being to shoot
and then he thinks and thinks and he thinks about the money and consequences and then he looks at her and realizes he might have a thing for furries how unfortunate
“you wanna bang instead of doing whatever this is?”
peach is considering the utter AUDACITY of this dude
“…yeah”
fun facts:
they have a pretty large height difference especially when she’s transformed, which only happens when she’s stressed or it’s the full moon
but she’s stressed a lot so it’s pretty frequent
he’s not the most affectionate or warm cuddly guy but he does like to snuggle on her chest often, both werewolf form cause fur but also human form cause tit
if he calls her his bitch (affectionate) which is pretty frequent she hits him in the back of the head (not affectionate)
“why are you walking like that?” “my girlfriend pegged my ass…”
theyre very casual, not even going on official dates. they just hang together and they like it that way.
they both struggle with being vulnerable but sometimes they need to just relax and cuddle and hold each other
if he comes home covered in blood she thinks it’s hot which weirds him out but he’s not opposed to it
he likes her eyes and will try to look at them without being too corny and staring too much
she likes his scent even if its kinda gross cause the smell of cigarettes and smoke in general is appealing to her
he doesn’t underestimate her or treat her like a monster, which she appreciates a lot
in turn she gives him a lot of geniune agency she appreciates
he has zero sense of gun safety and may have accidentally shot her leg once oops
probably get into physical fights out of frustration that lead to makeout sessions
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charredpeaches · 2 months ago
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hello! my name is taffy and welcome to my selfship/yumeship blog! i am sharing for all of my ships. nonsharers of my f/os, feel free to block (and all the love to you <3)
selfsona: peach, [sonic vers]
current ships:
- charred peaches (charlie dompler x peach)
the main one!
- bitter peaches (shadow the hedgehog x peach)
- smokey peaches (pico x peach)
- peachey (petey the cat x peach)
- hero peaches (herobrine x peach)
im open to all dms, asks, and submissions about my ships!
[gif by leechez on twitter]
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charredpeaches · 2 years ago
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it's really funny whenever people talk about the randy shrine girl (aka norah) and think she's like some crazy entity but i've literally had conversations with her and she is, by far, one of the most normal people i've met online
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charredpeaches · 2 years ago
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this bird cost like the equivalent of 7 dollars
me listening to leech sobbing and begging for me to buy him robux while i proceed to spend more money on it so i can unlike a fucking bird in a game populated mostly by people who roleplay tadc and skibiddi toilet with birds. it's a game about birds by the way.
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charredpeaches · 2 years ago
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me listening to leech sobbing and begging for me to buy him robux while i proceed to spend more money on it so i can unlike a fucking bird in a game populated mostly by people who roleplay tadc and skibiddi toilet with birds. it's a game about birds by the way.
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