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This is the magic lucky word count. Reblog for creativity juice. It might even work, who knows.

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slytherin harry and quidditch

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drarry scar studies ⚡️

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Draco's most beautiful rose 🥀

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Harry & padfoot <3

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Luckily for Draco, Harry is a moronsexual

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because in year 4 Harry gets gifted a sweater with a dragon on it, and it's not playing in Draco's favour

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More drarry because I physically can't stop

This is for my fanfic 'To Be Loved Is To Be Changed' on wattpad and Ao3 :)

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"So what do you recommend to encourage affection?"

"Dancing, even if one's partner is barely tolerable"

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james: so,, moons did you get anything for valentines?

remus: yeah actually

james: what? who from?!

remus: a bunch of shit from some ‘S’ girl

james: wow i got a sweet letter from an ‘R’. wasn’t you was it moony?

(cuts to regulus and sirius struggling to understand muggle wrapping paper so their presents will look nice for their valentines but ending up tangled in tape and shreds of pink paper)

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People on instagram will stab me if I post this there so Tumblr gets Draco privileges don't make me revoke it

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Regulus and Remus: *Reading books and cuddled up together*

Sirius: Oh my god, James *teary eyed*

James: So precious *hand on his mouth*

Remus: I'm a fucking wereworlf

Regulus: I can put a dagger in you in less than a second

Sirius and James: *Hug eachother and sob*

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more jegulus

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Sirius: oh that... i completely forgot about that.

[Sirius finding James and Regulus together]

Sirius: WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK

Sirius: THIS IS DISGUSTING

Sirius: IS LIKE INCEST

James, scared: but we’re not related

Sirius: YOUR GRANDMOTHER IS A BLACK, PRONGS!

Regulus: you forgot that our parents are first cousins?

Sirius:

James: your parents are what-

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Harry: Padfoot, do you know who's that handsome, blond boy? Sirius: Narcissa's and Lucius's son. Why? Wait! Did you say he's handsome? Harry: Oh, so you know his parents? Do you know him? Can you introduce us? Please! Sirius: NO! HE'S A MALFOY! Remus: And you're a Black and I'm still putting up with you

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this is absolutely hilarious as i imagined! i could clearly see james doing this, and also reg ruining james' day coz he mistook him as McGonagall's animagus form LMFAO

i fully believe that James could not tell McGonagalls animagus form from any other cat so he just treated every cat like it was her

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the three genders are literally princess (james), slut (sirius), loser (remus)