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Current Charecter List

Kratamis Stunok

art by @winkuzz

intrests:

Kaiju movies

monster fiction

monsters

if it has a monster, he likes it.

pirates

godzilla for the next maybe...50 lines?

Cherry sours

Kratanor stunock

art by https://twitter.com/C1ubDeuce

intrests:

Home agriculture

homecooking

mech movies

mecha animes

She Likes Big Robots

power rangers

Andis mints

Abagail thomas

wait a fucking secOND THATS NOT HER

art for abagail maybe comeing soon.

intrests:

Xenobiology

Blogging

blogging state secrets

xeno cultural studies

Old movies that rely on practical effects

alcohol infused chocolates. (preference to marshmallow fillings)

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judgement meme?!

share your creature and have them be judged by either Kratamis

or kratanor!

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cf: im going to be looked at by a doctor before we go to the movies! well a vet, which is a little bit insulting but im sure they mean well.

cf: they are worried given how my voice sounds

cf: they apperently thing i may have a... ah, what did the general call it?

cf: "Space plauge".

cf: i dont really like the general. i think he may have been the one to give me that pot of dirt...

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CF: THIS WORLD KINDA SUCKS, i DONT KNOW WHAT IT IS ABOUT IT BUT ITS SO...SLOW

CF: I'M CONSTENTLY WAITING, EVERYONE SAYS SOMETHING WILL HAPPEN JUST WAIT BUT WHEN?!

CF: I HATE WAITING, I HATE SITTING IN SOME STUPID LITTLE DUNGEON BECAUSE "we have to make a good impression with the humans"

CF: WELL WHAT ABOUT MY IMPRESSION OF THEM?! OF EVERY HUMAN IVE MET?! LAME, COWARDLY, WORTHLESS PILES OF FLESH EVOLVED FROM THE SHITTIEST MONKIES IN THE FOREST

CF: UUUUGH, I CANT STAND BEING HERE ANYMORE, I CANT STAND LISTENING TO THAT FUCKING DOCTOR ASK ME HOW IT FEELS TO HAVE TWO JAWS, FUCK YOU, GET ANOTHER JAW AND FIGURE IT OUT, MAYBE YOU DONT EVEN DESERVE TO HAVE THAT JAW!'

CF: THEY REVOKED MY MOVIE PASS BUT THEIR GOING TO LET MY SISTER GO WHICH, FINE, SURE I GUESS.

CF: ACTULLY?

CF: NOT FINE, MAYBE I'LL GO ON A NICE LONG WALK

CF: HEHE...OK THAT BIT OF MEDIA IS GOOD, IM NOT SURE WITH A HELLSING IS OR WHY IT NEEDED TO BE ABRIDGED BUT ITS EXCALLENT, TRULY THE PINACLE OF YOUR EARTH HUMOR

CF:

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cf: Ok, so i finally got what was supposed to be my reward for information and agreeing to some tests and um...

cf: I think im being "Pranked"? because i asked for gardening equipment and i recived...

cf:

cf: Its just a pot of dirt, I thought i was going to receive some...Outside privileges and plant a little garden but...

cf: but hey! maybe this is a good opportunity to learn how to grow plants in sub optimal environments!

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CF: GOD DAMN IT, OK SO... LIKE, THEY FIGURED OUT I WAS GETTING OUTSIDE WHICH IS SUPER FUCKING LAME

CF: I DONT KNOW WHY THEY FUCKING CARE, ITS NOT LIKE IM LEAVEING PERMANENTLY, I JUST WANT TO BE OUTSIDE.

CF: SOME OLD MAN CAME IN AND YELLED AT ME???

CF: HE HAD A LOT OF SHINY SHIT ON HIS UGLY ASS JACKET SO I GUESS HE THINKS HE'S IMPORTANT.

CF: WHY WOULD YOU DECORATE YOURSELF WITH A BUNCH OF SHITTY LIL MEDALS? THEY SHOULD LET THESE MILITARY ASSHOLES WALK AROUND WITH PROGRESSIVLY COOLER WEAPONS

CF: THING ABOUT IT, WHAT COMMANDS MORE RESPECT THEN A SHITTY LITTLE COIN?

CF: THATS WRITE, A LASER FLANGED BATTLE MACE. THEY CAN DO IT, THEY SIMPLY CHOOSE NOT TO, THE ACTUAL FUCKING COWARDS LMAO.

CF: ANYWAYS THEY HAVE A BUNCH OF LIKE... SECURITY TYPES I GUESS STANDING AROUND MY ROOM TRYING TO PRETEND TO FALL ASLEEP SO THEY CAN CATCH ME ESCAPEING BUT GOOD LUCK WITH THAT I GUESS.

CF: THEY BETTER NOT CANCEL MY MOVIE NIGHT OVER THIS...

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abagail thomas biological reaserch notes continued

"ok, back up, more coffee, lets get back into it, so as we discussed last time, the body of a "charub" god their has to be a more scientific name for this guys...anyways their bodies are laced up down and center with radioactive material yet astoundingly they do not set off any gaiger counters if its behind the charubs skin. which, after looking more closely under microscope"

"Resembles something similier to a marine mammals skin, but the dorsal scales are so combact and small that it gives the apperance of human skin, now looking at the dermis cross section..."

"It again resembles that of a lizard, but the loose connective tissue is weird in and off itself, forming something similar to a... hyper packed water bed with strands going along keeping it connected."

"Now earlier i mentioned that the body is PACKED with an assortment of radioactive materials that the charubs digestive track uses to both break down atoms and reassemble into useable nutrients, this watery loose connective tissue seems to be how it stops itself from setting off geiger counters, with the watery substance acting almost as a reflective barrier sending the radiation back into itself. its a built in reverse hazmat suit for the entire body!"

"I cant even imagine how...Anciant this species needs to be to even undergo a evolutionary tract like this, this is a species designed to live in the depths of space, with hyper dense skin thats perfect for reflecting a suns radiation, for being able to eat random space dust, for being able to keep its heart pumping constently in the depths of space! theres more to learn, but i think that would require more invasive sample extractions, im under strict orders to refrain from that...not that i want to of course, haha, christ, what kinda sick fuck would i be if i got excited about cutting into a alien that acts like a werid kid! woo, wow, i would be a fucking nightmare wouldnt I?"

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Abagail thomas biological reaserch notes

"OH fuck fuck fuck, ok ok, so, the alien has allowed me to take a preliminary spectral scan on their body as well as take a blood sample, oh my fucking god im going to be researching ACTUAL alien bio-samples"

"Right off the bat, finding a vein was somewhat difficult, the skin though similar in texture to that of a human was far tougher, similar to lizard hide in a way, their vasculer systems are also intense, with small muscles around the arteries that flex to aid in regulating blood pressure."

"Species does have signs of adipose tissue but its small, at first glance i almost thought they just weren't present! berely a single percentile of body fat and this is after a few weeks of seemingly massive caloric intake of of nothing but suger and pure meat, this leads me to what i managed to find in the stomach..."

"THATS RIGHT! more radioactive material, that and no stomach, liver, blader, lungs even! which would be find if this was a like... a microscopic creature or parasite or or...look, this is just insane, this is the largest anaerobic creature ive ever seen. anyways im getting side tracked, the radio active material lining their hyper long digestive track break down the material into base componets then to trace elements, but most elements are utterly useless to the body, but that seems to be the point, its creating an alchemical process within its vary body!!!""

"a fucking philosphers large intestines! breaking atoms and elements and useing radioactive material to forceibly rearrange it into a the nessecary trace substances the body would need to function, the reason they have a major preferance towards meat and suger is because its a majorly calorie plus food for them, food they can convert quickly and easily into glucose and protain."

"My second discovery is within the muscles, at first i was confused because it seemed to have a multitude of redunent muscle fibers, but then after setting the spectral scan to the nervous system, i realized the its not just the personalities that are split! its the brain, the nervous system, the vary muscles and horomone glands, the personality split is a secondary brain takeing over and shutting off the other half to ensure both constent awareness and constant recovery!"

"god im not going to get a reward for spelling but i need to get this out, this is a major discovery!!! im still waiting for a few more lab tests on the blood, hope to find out more soon!!!"

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CF: CHARUBS DONT HAVE A "CULTURE" ITS A BUNCH OF RANDOM ASSHOLES THAT FUCK OFF INTO THE STARS ON THEIR OWN BECAUSE THEY ALL KNOW THE GRAND FUCKING TRUTH OF THE MATTER

CF: EVERY CHARUB SUCKS IN THEIR OWN UNIQUE AND SPECIAL WAY

CF: EXCEPT FOR ME

CF: OBVIOUSLY IM THE BEST OF THE LOT BUT ITS OK IF YOU DIDNT KNOW THAT, YOUR WERID ASS SPECIES ARE LARGELY IGNORED BY EVERYONE ELSE BECAUSE WHO WANTS TO DO SPACE BUISNESS WITH A BUNCH OF CHAOTIC PRIMATE FREAKS THAT THROW BOMBS AND BOIL EVERY BIT OF WATER IT CAN GET ITS HANDS ON.

CF: AGAIN, YOU ARE SPECIAL AND WORTH BEING RULED OVER IN MY HEART BUT LITERALLY NO ONE ELSE.

CF: BUT OF COURSE SOME CHARUBS MEET EACH OTHER AND DONT FEEL...

CF: I DONT WANT TO USE THAT WORD, ITS SO FUCKING STUPID...UUUUGH FINE

CF" """"OBLIDORATION"""" AT FIRST SIGHT SO THEY COMMUNICATE A LITTLE BIT AND FUCK OFF, THAT KNOWLADGE IS THEN BASED ON THROUGH FUCKED UP CHARUB MAGIC TO THE OFF SPRING SO WE DONT HAVE TO LEARN IT FROM ANOTHER ASSHOLE

CF: THE LESS WE HAVE TO COMMUNICATE THE BETTER, THE LESS WE HAVE TO TALK THE BETTER, THE LESS WE HAVE TO INTERACT WITH ANY OF OUR OWN SPECIES THE BETTER WE DEVELOP AND THRIVE.

CF: HELL DEVELOPMENTALLY THE BEST THING A CHARUB CAN BE IS STARNDED ON A BARREN PLANET

CF: BUT

CF: THATS

CF: LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAME

CF: SO FUCK CHARUBS, FUCK "OBLIDORATION" AND FUCK NOT TALKING TO ANYONE

CF: IM A GOD DAMN SOCIAL BUTTERFLY, BATHED IN THE FRESH METAMORPHIC JUICES OF HYPER CHARISMA, MY WINGS HARDENING AND ERECTING WITH PURE SOCIAL SAVY

CF: NOW FUCK OFF, I NEED TO LEARN HOW TO EAT POPCORN WITHOUT BREAKING MY TEETH ON THESES STUPID ASS HARD SHELLS.

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CF: Oh i've been seeing romance talk on tumblr going about! I should attempt to throw in a few cents.

CF: cherubs don't have much of a formal romance system but we do have a word for it, unfortunately the vocal chord's needed to pronounce it only grow when we can wrap around a planet at least once so i think ill call it...Oblidoration.

CF: it's hard to pin down what it feels like, but it feels like finding something lost that you hated, something that you thought you managed to shed away rearing its horrid head, it becomes an all consuming thought that you can't rid yourself off until you decide to devout your entirety to that feeling of deep...

CF: Well its not loathing! its not like you automatically hate them, you just met them, you don't know anything about them, its just a deep fundamental opposition that you feel as though you cannot ignore. for the moment, for two consenting giga space snakes the worlds fall apart and nothing exists except for the other giga space snake opposite them.

CF: i'm doing my best to give this the flowery language that it deserves because i'm sure it really is a beautiful feeling as its the last thing a cherub will ever feel but its hard to describe how it functions because to many it just looks like two massive world eating snakes ripping each other to shreds in a hellfire of cosmic energy and eternally burning hatred.

CF: but i swear!!! there is more to it, like the fight portion is not really a fight but a deeply ingrained dance! that...devolves into fighting when they get close enough. ok im seeing where other species may get confused about all of this, i get it.

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CF: FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK

CF: HOW THE FUCK DO THEY THINK ITS POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK ***ONE*** MOVIE FOR A CINEMATIC VIEWING?!

CF: THERE ARE SO MANY FUCKING POSSIBILITES, THESE STUPID ASSHOLES HAVE THRUST UPON ME A GOD DAMN IMPOSSIBLE CONUNDRUM

CF:THERES GODZILLA, GODZILLA RAIDS AGIN, GODZILLA KING OF THE MONSTERS, GODZILLA VS KING KONG, GODZILLA VS MOTHRA, GHIDORAH THE THREE HEADED MONSTER, INVASION OF THE ASTRO MONSTERS, EBRIAHM HORROR OF THE DEEP ALSO KNOWN AS GODZILLA VS THE SEA MONSTER IF YOU ARE A FUCKING LOSER WHICH I KNOW YOU ARE!

CF: OK OK, IM NOT SURE IF THESE CHUCKLE FUCKS ARE DOING THIS AGAIN SO I NEED TO START FROM ERA OF MAXIMUM GODZILLA HYPE SHIT, IM GOING TO WATCH GODZILLA FINAL WARS!

CF:

CF: THAT WAY, IM GETTING THE MOST MONSTER ACTION FOR MY BUCK, AND IF YOU THINK IM NOT GOING TO FORCE THESE ASSHOLES TO BRING ME CHERRY CHEWS AND BUNLESS HOTDOGS BY THE GOD DAMN BUCKETS THEN THEY HAVE ANOTHER THING COMEING, IM GOING TO SINK THEIR FUCKING GDP ON THIS OUTING

CF: WAIT SHIT, IF THEY MAKE THIS A COOL EVENT I MIGHT BECOME... UGH, ***ENDEARED*** TO THEM, I DONT WANT TO BE ENDEARD TO A BUNCH OF LAME ASSHOLES DAMN IT

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CF: the agents have been discussing a monitored outing, or it seems to be more around waiting for night to fall to aquint us a tiny bit more with earth culture!

CF: Now i understand that more likely then not they are attempting to pump our brains with some sort of heavy geo-political propaganda while they believe that we are lieing about the only members of our species in lightyears along with being refuges.

CF: im not sure if i should be a bit more assertive when i explain this but if they wish to treat us to a movie at an actual movie theater, with all the popcorn and such then who am i to dash their hopes?

CF: oh! they will be showing me the movie "little shop of horrors" on the projector! i've seen it before but oooh i love that movie, its hard to pass up a true cinema experiance like that~!

CF: if I may divulge a little secret about myself, that movie makes me a bit jealous of humans, they way their love is expressed... truly heart warming~

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Abigail thomas personal logs

"I was told by my superior officer to go ahead and make a log regarding my time as the new head and... Only member of the Interspecies relation agency. my sole job is less diplomacy and just extracting all possible information out of two alien refugees that crash landed in a small random town in texas..."

"I have multiple degrees in biology, in a few rooms away is an alien life form, cosmic proof to the age old question on wither or not life on other planets exist and i'm stuck asking "Foundational questions to establish trust between you and the subject."."

"Its not all bad, i'm learning about some other species across the stars at a pretty quick rate, Kinnies seem to be the most likely to show up on earth next, trolls seem like the standard intergalactic baddies, capracians are a mystery to me, i'm not sure where they reside in the grand scheme of things, i'll try to get it out of them later if possible."

"the only thing thats sad about this is that they were raised solely on earth media, if i could even get maybe ONE children's programming of "kinnie" media, then we could have a major fucking advantage in sending space probes, if we can send signals into space in There language? we wouldn't just be relying on the cosmic constants of math to lead peaceful aliens to us!"

"But I cant bring it up until... fuck let me check my notes, they have some shitty communications expert here to coach me in "establishing report with the subject as quickly as possible". so they say i''m allowed to bring this us 3 interviews from now with the Red one, then 4 interviews from now with the green one, because apperently intergalatic rosetta stones are less importent then...."Helping subject understand that the united states was the best place they could have landed" cool, we have trade relations with a alien child with evolutionarily enforced split personality syndrome! GOD I WANT JUST ONE MRI SCAN OF THEIR HEAD, JUST ONE!"

"end log, i need a drink..."

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interview log.

reda--skzzzz-t

Abagail Thomas: So...What was your mother like?

Kratanor: I dont entirely know, as i've stated in prior discussions, We charubs never met our birth parents, they merely send us tumbling through space!

AT: You mentioned a Step mother, Your brother also mentions a hag in a way that leads me to assume they were a caretaker.

CF: oh...

AT: Is this an uncomfortable topic for you?

CF: oh! no no, i can answer it! you've been astoundingly kind to me over the months, i think it would be fair to divulge.

CF: My step mother was a alien, something known as a troll within the greater intergalactic community.

CF: These are vary cruel aliens. fascist, colonizing, genocidal. they have space bound armadas that slowly inch across space, either takeing planets by force or slowly ripping their societies apart from the inside until they beg for a ruler as horrid.

AT: They sound Deeply unpleasant.

CF: As far as i'm aware, they truly were. my mother escaped from that planet and lived on a moon, not this moon, a moon much further away, I wouldn't be able to point to it on a star chart.

CF: But we lived in the ruins of a large civilization, known as the capracians. thats where out egg landed and thats where she decided to keep us. setting us up in rooms on the planets, allowing us access to technology and human media.

AT: How did she gain access to earth internet from that far away...?

CF: Im not entirely sure unfortunately, she always had a knack for getting her hands on things she really shouldn't've have been able to.

CF: Regardless, for most of my life, i had known her to be reserved and rather mild mannered. she had a few rules, we were not to leave the town that held the towers, we were to not talk to the other half, and if she asked us of something, we were to do it.

AT: And im assumeing you broke those rules...?

CF: Well in my meager defense, I wasn't the first to do so. Kratamis broke it first by slipping me a note through our sylladex, I cant remember what he wanted or what it said but it got us to speak for the first time.

CF: regardless we became bored. we explored everything within the city rather quickly, mapping it out, the act of that gave me an inclination that I could perhaps be an archeologist of sort! i mean, i was already digging out old capracian albums and such from rubble and abandoned store fronts so i was already doing well enough.

AT: oh so this was a full city? not a outpost?

CF: From what I can tell, capracians were vary advanced, it seemed like they really didn't need that much in terms of atmosphere either so i'm sure living on a moon was only natural. Shall I continue?

AT: Yes, Please.

CF: my brother soon became bored of staying within the bounds outlined by our mother, we decided mutually to break the rule and go out to explore.

AT: Did your mother not catch you doing this or...?

CF: She would only appear occasionally, either to bring supplies or drop off new technology for us to integrate into our rooms. I've managed to create a chart that shows when she will show up and when she will be away, allowing us days to weeks fully explore our planet.

CF: we would travel quite far out! my brother had a knack for finding bones, my specialty was the various odds and ends left in the dirt. we would leave our findings in various hidden outposts.

AT: and I assume she found out...

CF: I've realized now that she did find out but at the time...well the last time we went out of the city, when I woke up to start my explorations, I found them destroyed, utterly, completely, with nothing but the bones left behind. I placed the blame on my brother. I ceased talking to him, I refused to leave my tower.

CF: our mother started to come by more often, her visits went from once every few weeks to every few months. she told me that we were nearly ready, that it was time for... Something, I never actully learned what it was.

CF: but I started to notice... Wounds on me. Bruises,

AT: oh...

CF: I thought it was just my brother being reckless, but they started to become to harsh to consider something self afflicted. I thought for the longest time that it was just mother defending herself.

CF: Then I woke up with my arm broken.

CF: I wasn't sure how it happened but i got scared. I lied to mother and asked her for something stronger for my room, a stronger computer, a better monitor, that I would need it for what she needed. i found an old capracian space vassal, I got it working, i worked none stop for what felt like days until I could get it to fly off that rock, I took only the essentials.

CF: we were nearly gone, we had nearly flown far enough to safely hit light speed but i...I turned around and she was...

Interview paused, Subject displayed elevated stress levels and could not continue description of events, will conclude at later time.

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Abagail Thomas is now available for Anonymous asks~!

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so, the situation has both devolved horrifyingly quickly but has taken a vary quick upturn. the goverment agency has allowed me to decorate the cell and has allowed us to occupy two cell spaces so that me and my brother would have seperate spaces. which is a first since arriveing to the planet so...PROGRESS~!

food is no longer an issue, ive never had this much unfettered acess to both candy and beef that arent jpegified, i miss the crunch but oh my god its so much more filling.

by all accounts, im techniclly a prisoner given they wont let us outside, they are working on transporting us to a facility that does have a locked down outside area, which, you know, exciting!

just a short life update for all of you!

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reaserch log two

date: -redated-

scientist conducting testing: -redated-

reaserch subject dubbed "sweet pea". agent watched popeye prior to comeing into work and thought the light green coloration on the cheek protrustions plus the mild demoneor was cleaver. attempts to change nickname unsuccessful. will try again.

subject one stayed awake for exactly a full week, either sitting perfectly still, consumeing large quantites of candy or playing various childrens game downloaded on the computer. when they finally fell asleep, subject two rose nearly immeditly afterwards and screaming for exactly one hour before falling calm and requesting someone to speak with.

attitude of subject is nearly a complete reversal of subject one. subject is highly personable, complient with commands within their own reasoning and seems to hold a mostly pacifistic attitude, only evadeing agents attempting to move her towards a newly made questioning area. vary willing to hand over information.

subject shows human level intellagence, and shows the same motor skills and technological capabilites as subject one.

communication attempts went smoothly, subject answered questions promptly and only asked a few questions in return in regards to the scope of their captivity. communication transcript will be tagged to the end of the paper.

Findings from communication attempts:

race is known as "charubs", or at the vary least that is how it sounds within the languge spoken.

biology seems to indicate that the species are socially parasitic, allowing them to intagrate within any sufficently advanced culture with minimal effort until they can reach a secondary and tertiary molting phase.

trade is not needed for subject.

subject has shown human levels of empathy not found in its counterpart.

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-redacted-: Could you please state your name for the records?

subject: Kratanor stunok, Should I assume you are unable to give yours?

-redacted-: correct. do you have any memories of the agents that were attacked prior to your awakening?

subject: oh god, are they ok?! please let them know im so sorry! i tried to remain awake so I could leave a cell phone at what I assumed was the pick up site so I could coordinate a more peaceful pickup...

-redacted-: you knew it was a trap?

subject: well yes, it was kind of obvious, that and the anonymous humans helped point it out to me.

-redacted-: I see, we do have a few questions about you in particuler. it was vary shocking to see that you seem to have duel per-

Subject: I am a seperate person.

-redacted-: my apologies, it was strange to see two people inhabiting the same body.

subject: I would guess it would be... its a little werid seeing someone sleep for 8 hours, it looks vary peaceful! it felt a little bit strange to watch frank sleep, i throught he was ignoreing me at first.

-redacted-: how long did you watch him?

subject: 8 hours, I was trying to hand him a sandwhich and I didnt want him to think i would just show him I made a sandwhich and leave with it.

-redacted-: how... Considerate...

-redacted-: well lets just run through a few questions, we are vary eager to learn more about your kind, are their more of you nearby? is this a first communcation attempt?

subject: oh! no, I belive we would classify as refugees, we have no state of origin and we are escapeing from distress in hopes of finding asylum.

-redacted-: distress? is something endangering you...?

subject: Yes, our mother.

-redacted-: I see... another charub then?

Subject: No, we were adopted.

-redacted-: ah...

-redacted-: could you give a quick definition of brother and mother real quick? I need to make sure we are on the same page.

subject: of course, for humans its a feminine presenting member of the species that takes on a guardian posistion towards a youth, a brother is a masculine presenting member of the species that claim either blood or emotional bonds. would these be good working terms moveing forward?

-redacted-: I belive so. you said that you were adopted, yet you are also a refuge. that leads me to belive, given you came here alo-

subject: with my brother, i did not come alone.

-redacted-: apologies, since you came here with family, that leads me to belive you are perhaps running from your mother?

subject: that wouldnt be the whole truth. we had fears that the alchimiter unit provided to use would no longer function in the comeing years, we were also under the suspecion that while the moon was safe, we would not be able to survive there long term based on the current rations. calculating our glucose and protien intake, the food provided was slowly weakening us, enough for a small charub to grow, not enough for a charub our age to presist.

-redacted-: well I would like to assure you that the "rations" here are sufficent. we can provide a large amount of suger and protien sources as long as we recive the same level of compliance, you have demonstrated today.

subject: that leads me to my next question, are we being kept here as prisoners?

-redacted-: that would be an inaccurate discription.

subject: we are kept here under threat of violance, our movements are monitered and our ability to communicate are considered both privlages and something to be monitred carefully. I belive that this working term is suitable going forward, its up to you to put a word to it.

-redacted-: im sorry that you feel that way. we are keeping you here for both the general populations safety and your own personal safety, i belive we should not consider this imprisonment but an honoring of your claim for asylum.

subject: huh...

-redacted-: is there something wrong?

subject: no, I relized that I liked talking to people. I didnt know that I liked that before.

End of transcript.

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HAHAHA, FUCKING DUMBASSES, I GOT ALL THE CHERRY SOURS AND ***THEY*** HAVE TO DEAL WITH MY SISTER, GOD IM A FUCKING GENIUS